Fire in your hole! This is a short video of the Vancouver riots after Boston beat them in the Stanley Cup Finals. Rioting: it’s not just for winning teams anymore. Anyway, Burntpeen Ohmyballs here takes a flashbang straight to the wiener. And he deserved it . You know, this reminds me of playing Counter-Strike back in the college dorms when every round would start with some asshat flashbanging the whole squad and then trying to team-kill as many people as possible while calling us all homos. Man, those were the good ‘ol days, weren’t they? No, they weren’t. Those were the bad ol’ days when I’d look up IP’s on my clan’s server and plan on driving to people’s houses and choking them out with a piece of ethernet cable. The doctor says I have anger management issues. I call it a strong sense of vigilante justice. Hit the jump for the double-firecrotching (he’s a ginger) in action.

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Idiot Rioter Takes Flashbang To Babymaker

Sad burglar is sad. Seen here looking like the sad idiot moron that he is, 25-year old stupid Cody Wilkins has been charged with a string of burglaries in Montgomery County, MD (MOCO FOR THE WIN — GO QO COUGARS!) after leaving his cell phone charging at a house he was robbing. Smooth, dipshit. As the burglar was rifling through the rooms in that house, the homeowner’s son arrived and startled him. The burglar jumped out a window and fled. The son called police, who searched the house. They were stunned at what was found: a cellphone, charging in an electric socket, that didn’t belong to the homeowner. The phone led police to Cody Wilkins, who is now charged in 10 burglaries. Police say that Wilkins’s home lost power in the storm and that he needed a place - anyplace, it seems - to charge his phone. In his haste to flee, he left it charging. Listen, I’m not promoting thievery of any kind, but if you’re gonna break in and steal something, it’s generally best not to bring anything that could be used to identify you. This goes for cell phones, fingerprints, passports, drivers licenses AND business cards. Or, if you live here in LA, headshots . SON OF A — I think I saw this asshat on NCIS last week! Man who left cellphone in Silver Spring house charged in 10 burglaries [washingtonpost] Thanks to ultrapony, who once robbed a house and didn’t leave anything but a toilet full of pony urine without flushing. You nasty, ultra, I bet it stunk!

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You Can’t Do Anything Right!: Idiot Moron Leaves Phone Charging At House He Robbed

Some moron went and tried to Yahoo Answer his way to a B- on a homework assignment but failed(!) miserably when his professor found his question posted. You can tell the kid’s a a moron because 1. he has a robotic typewriter for an avatar and 2. Yahoo Answers is the worst place to post a legitimate question unless you want it answered by some other halfwit caps-locking, “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!” Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I boned your mom. Busted of the Day [thedailywh.at]

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F For Effort: How Not To Cheat On Homework

Some moron decided it would be a good idea to attempt stealing holy gas from a church van. Only problem is, Jesus wasn’t having it . BURN HEATHEN, BUUUUURN! Blake King, 24, was reported in stable condition Wednesday in Vanderbilt University Hospital’s Burn Center. Evansville police report King was burned as he was using a cordless drill to drill into the gas tank of a 2001 Chevrolet van on the lot of Abundant Faith Church, 1228 Lodge Ave. Something sparked, according to the police report, catching the van on fire and burning King . The fire leaves the church without one of its two vans, which was supposed to help transport youth members to St. Louis this weekend. Officers arrived and found King, who told them he was burned when he stopped at 1228 Lodge Ave. to help another man who was on fire. Firefighters and fire investigators found a cordless drill next to the van. LOLWUT — cordless drilling a gas tank?!?! Let’s say you somehow managed to not set your dumbass on fire, what were you gonna do when the gas started flowing? Catch it in your mouth and spit it into a bucket? Okay that’s actually pretty good. Police: Man caught self on fire trying to steal gas from church van [courierpress] Thanks to Dakota, who tried electric drilling a dairy truck once and ended up with nothing but a milk mustache. I’m not gonna lie, you look handsome.

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Man Attempts Gas Theft From Church Van, Sets Himself, Van Ablaze