Cannapult, get it? Like cannabis. Alternatively, the catapot. A catapult used to launch 2-kilo (4.4lb) bricks of shitty Mexican schwag over the border was confiscated by Mexican authorities earlier this week, bringing Wile E. Coyote’s drug smuggling operation to a screeching halt (probably in mid-air after running off a cliff!). Mexican soldiers, tipped off by U.S. National Guard troops monitoring the area with surveillance cameras, seized a few dozen pounds of marijuana, a sport-utility vehicle, and the catapult it was towing near the small town of Naco near the Mexico-Arizona border on Friday. The smugglers had already fled the scene. The catapult was found about 20 yards from the fence, standing roughly ten feet tall and prepped to launch several 4.4-pound bales of pot into the United States. And from what we can gather from the few grainy photos available, it looks like a legit piece of elementary medieval siege weaponry. Listen: as a man who’s no stranger to enduring eight-hour flights with a rectumful of drug-filled Doritos bags, I have to admire these smugglers’ ingenuity. But is smuggling 4-pounds of the worst quality brick-weed one catapult launch at a time really worth it? You gotta think outside the box 20-sack, guys. Two words: Spanish fly. IT’S REAL, IT’S ILLEGAL, AND I WANT SOME. One more shot of the catapult in tow-mode and a night-vision video of the POS in action after the jump.

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The Cannapult: Border Security Confiscate Weed-Tossing Catapult At US/Mexico Border

This is a video of some lunatic talking about elves and how you can attract them with pineapples and chopsticks and a million other things he came up with in his LSD -riddled mind. Say — did you know elves are the official caretakers of the unicorns ? I’m not even kidding, he says that. Too bad we all know it’s actually the forest nymphs, hack! Captain Crazy also made a video where he shifts his focus to leprechauns, which I took the liberty of embedding after the jump as well. You know, just in case eight minutes of elf-rambling isn’t enough for you. Which let’s be honest, never is. Do Smurfs next you crazy f***! Hit the jump for more crazy than you can shake an elf-attracting chopstick at.

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You’re Nuts: Crazy Guy Talking About Elves

Seen here looking a little spacy herself, this is a news report by Adrianna Iwasinkski regarding the dangers of digital drugs leading teens down the slippery slope to analog drugs and, eventually, to turning tricks in the mall parking lot to get their next fix (been there done that, amirite?). If you’re unfamiliar with digital drugs, you can read the old Geekologie article about i-Doser , or jump right into the video. But just a heads up (in case my parents are reading): Geekologie does not condone drug use of any kind — be it digital, analog, digilog OR analital. Except booze, which isn’t so much a drug as it is a miracle elixir that keeps me sane ($5 HJ’s if you bring me an Orange Julius). Hit it for the parental fear that’s sweeping the nation.

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Parents/Law Enforcement Concerned Digital Drug Use May Lead To Analog Drug Use