This is a couple shots of Geekologie Reader El Gostro’s homemade Pokball themed herb grinder. It’s for cooking. Jk jk, it’s for grinding marijuana. But probably not the good stuff because then you’d want one with a keif screen to prevent all those trichromes from going to waste. *whistling* A passing of Janos or two agoes,was in a mate’s place n when one of the party took out a spherical grinder to prepare the good vibe grass idea struck of how awesome would bes to have a pokeball looking grinder Incidentally heres in Argentina we calls ems “Picachu” ( picar =grinding) Last nite was same mate’s birthday,soes wanted ta surprise him with its! Went and gots a football(soccerball) shaped one,filed its,painted it with acrylics,added some tape n cold porcelain n glue n voilah! A for effort, El Gostro. C for execution, but I’m going to go out on a limb stem here and assume you were high when you made it. Granted I have no room to talk, since I’ve never made anything when I was high except mistakes . And, okay, love . Drugs make me feel awkward during sex, folks, that’s the real message here. El Gostro’s DeviantART Page

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For Grass Types: The Pokball Herb Grinder

Should’ve opted for the Maytag. Get it? I’m punching myself in the face! Clearly disregarding Captain America’s hatred of illicit substances , 30-year old Colorado meth dealer AARON CASTRO spent all the proceeds from his lucrative drug dealin’ on comic books. Like, $500,000 worth. What — no graphic novels?! While most people that make loads of money engaging in illegal actives usually open a business that acts as a front that allows them to filter their tainted money through, Aaron, as if through some kind of mystical nerd alchemy, opted to tread on unexplored territory: he transformed a lot of drug money in to comic books — 18,753 comic books, to be exact. As is usually the story for big time drug dealers, Aaron was caught. Most of the time federal prosecutors seize the drug dealer’s assets, including any and all cash that may be stored away. But in Aaron’s case there was no cash. Just 18,753 comic books, which in total are valued at around $500,000. Lonna Gwinn, who says she used to sell Aaron’s meth, claims Aaron’s comic book obsession was so bad that she used to make cash exchanges inside comic books stores, at which point Aaron would turn around and use that cash to buy entire boxes of comics. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? “Yeah, all the kids on that comic look like addicts.” Exactly . Well — what’re you waiting for, Captain?! SHIELD THEIR F***ING FACES OFF! Comic Books: The Most Creative Money Laundering Tool [funnycrave] Thanks to Belpheegor and Thaylor, who launder money the old fashioned way: in a bucket with a washboard.

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BUSTED!: Idiot Moron Meth Dealer’s Comic Book Based Money Laundering Scheme

Cannapult, get it? Like cannabis. Alternatively, the catapot. A catapult used to launch 2-kilo (4.4lb) bricks of shitty Mexican schwag over the border was confiscated by Mexican authorities earlier this week, bringing Wile E. Coyote’s drug smuggling operation to a screeching halt (probably in mid-air after running off a cliff!). Mexican soldiers, tipped off by U.S. National Guard troops monitoring the area with surveillance cameras, seized a few dozen pounds of marijuana, a sport-utility vehicle, and the catapult it was towing near the small town of Naco near the Mexico-Arizona border on Friday. The smugglers had already fled the scene. The catapult was found about 20 yards from the fence, standing roughly ten feet tall and prepped to launch several 4.4-pound bales of pot into the United States. And from what we can gather from the few grainy photos available, it looks like a legit piece of elementary medieval siege weaponry. Listen: as a man who’s no stranger to enduring eight-hour flights with a rectumful of drug-filled Doritos bags, I have to admire these smugglers’ ingenuity. But is smuggling 4-pounds of the worst quality brick-weed one catapult launch at a time really worth it? You gotta think outside the box 20-sack, guys. Two words: Spanish fly. IT’S REAL, IT’S ILLEGAL, AND I WANT SOME. One more shot of the catapult in tow-mode and a night-vision video of the POS in action after the jump.

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The Cannapult: Border Security Confiscate Weed-Tossing Catapult At US/Mexico Border

I hate needles . Needles and robots can both go jump into a volcano as far as I’m concerned. Preferably one that leads straight to hell. But NOT a beach, because I stepped on a needle at the beach once and — joking, that was a jellyfish . Still hurt though. Not as bad as the time I had to pry my arm out of the jaws of a shark , but I did run into a burning house to save like eight-hundred kittens once. F***ing animal hoarders . Want to know how to make a LEGO syringe? You’re in luck, because LEGO-builder Sean Michael Ragan has already done all the heavy lifting. But not leg-lifting, because he isn’t territorial. Me? Already marked every wall in the new apartment. Hit the jump for blue and radioactive versions, along with the build diagram and a link to Sean’s website (with piece list) and Etsy store (where he sells kits for $20).

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NEEDLE TO THE VEIN!: A LEGO Syringe

Seen here looking a little spacy herself, this is a news report by Adrianna Iwasinkski regarding the dangers of digital drugs leading teens down the slippery slope to analog drugs and, eventually, to turning tricks in the mall parking lot to get their next fix (been there done that, amirite?). If you’re unfamiliar with digital drugs, you can read the old Geekologie article about i-Doser , or jump right into the video. But just a heads up (in case my parents are reading): Geekologie does not condone drug use of any kind — be it digital, analog, digilog OR analital. Except booze, which isn’t so much a drug as it is a miracle elixir that keeps me sane ($5 HJ’s if you bring me an Orange Julius). Hit it for the parental fear that’s sweeping the nation.

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Parents/Law Enforcement Concerned Digital Drug Use May Lead To Analog Drug Use

Geekologie would be that crack rock, son. GET. IN. MUH. BRAIN. Internet Vices [patrickmoberg] (with several others) via The Internet, Conveniently Defined Through Drugs and Alcohol [gizmodo] Thanks to Erik, who thinks Geekologie would be more like heroin but without the withdrawal. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO WITHDRAWAL? You’re dead to me, junkie.

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What If: Popular Websites Were Drugs?

Note: This is only a tiny portion of the graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing in all it’s high-res glory. Are we addicted to the internet ? You know, that’s a really good ques– yes. At least I am. Handsomest addict you ever seen too! Just sayin’, I do have all my teeth. Are We Addicted to the Internet? [flowtown] Thanks to Aristotle, who can barely go an hour without huffing some delicious interwebs.

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Infographic: Are We Addicted To The Internet?

Sure I’m three days late on making this a 4.20 post but you know what they say: stoners can’t be — hey let me have a bite of that sandwich. Where was I? Right, a Yoda bong . Are you gonna finish that soda ? It’s just my mouth feels so dry — like I just ate a handful of sand. YOU’RE THE ONE THAT TOLD ME IT WAS POP ROCKS @$$HOLE! Oh my God I’m talking in symbols. Is my heart supposed to feel like this? It feels like it’s gonna explode. Listen, I want you to call me an amberlamps. You: Dammit GW, you’re such an amberlamps. Me: Jesus you actually want me do die, don’t you? Hey you didn’t tell me you got fries. Order me a milkshake. Pink, pink, I want pink. No, chocolate. Wait — ask if they’ll swirl them. Yoda Bong Is Awesome [hailmaryjane] Thanks to reado, who had a Death Star bong until those rebel scum broke it.

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Smokin’ That Dagobah Dank: A Yoda Bong

NOTE: No matter how hard you click the picture above it’s never gonna make the video play, so hit the jump to see it. In an attempt to give the drunkest/drugged-est beer-buyer a run for his money, here comes a video from the recent Coachella music festival of some guy having so much fun (read: drugs ) he can’t get his flip-flops to cooperate. Those things can be tricky! The video’s worth a watch, but mostly I just posted this so I could link back to the naked wizard at last year’s Coachella. Remember him? Yeah, the one with the world’s smallest penis . God that video does wonders for my self-esteem. Hit it for the video.

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Drugs Are Bad: Guy Vs Flip-Flop At Coachella