This is a short series of cartoons of Batman characters in the style of Dr Seuss drawn by DeviantARTist DrFaustusAU. Which reminds me — my roommate and I got into a huge fight a couple weeks ago because he was trying to tell me it was the Joker who killed Batman’s parents. Can you believe that shit?! What an assclown. It was Lex Luthor, right? Hit the jump for the others.

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The Cat(woman) In The Hat: Batman In Style Of Seuss

This is a screenshot of the totally dope-looking stickman I drew at drawastickman.com. You just go to the site, draw a stickman, then they animate him (F***ING TERRIBLY) and tell you to draw other things (i.e. a key, sword) to help him solve puzzles. Truthfully, I’m making it sound a lot cooler than it really is. BY FAR. But after the key part I learned it was actually kind of fun if you only draw penises no matter what they ask for. Then — then it got good. My peener hatched a dragon and I had to fight it with a wiener-sword! Drawastickman.com (I hate myself, I really do) Thanks to Kid Gorgeous, who is like, really damn good looking for a kid (no pedo).

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Draw Your Own Browser Stickman Animation

This is a series of (mostly) dinosaur LED drawings by artist Darren Pearson. Obviously Darren has a superhuman sense of spatial awareness because one time at a rave I tried swinging two glowsticks around on shoe strings and ended up putting some dude’s eye out and strangling myself. Then I chewed on one until it accidentally started leaking and my mouth was glowing . The girls weren’t impressed and said my breath smelled like cancer. Plus my heart felt like it was constantly going to explode and I unknowingly sat in a puddle of spilled beer (probably urine) for a half hour (and with my good pleather pants on!). Later when I was in the bathroom reminding myself just what a giant piece of shit I am in the mirror, my friend chipped a tooth and just laughed and flicked the broken piece down the drain. That — that’s when I knew it was gonna be a bad night. Tomorrow’s Labor Dabor Day but I’ll be around for at least a couple articles because idle hands are a masturbator’s playground or something. Hit the jump for nine more plus a video of Darren explaining how he makes them which, SURPRISE!, involves LED’s and a long camera exposure.

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Sweet LED (Light Emitting Dinosaur) Drawings

This is the Wacom ‘Inkling’ ($200, mid next month), a special receiver and pressure sensitive ink pen that records your actual drawings for digital import and computer manipulation AS EITHER BITMAP OR VECTOR GRAPHIX!!!11 Some people might say it’s magic, and those people would be 150% correct. While there are other ink-to-digital pens out there, the difference here is Wacom’s pressure technology. Recording 1024 levels of pressure, the Inkling will capture ever nuance in your drawings. This is how it works: Take the stylus and receiver out of the neat portable box. Clip the receiver on top of any paper notebook and start drawing. Don’t worry about space: the receiver can store thousands of pages, according to Wacom. When you are done after a day, connect the receiver to the computer via USB and browse all your drawings, exporting the ones you like to Photoshop or Illustrator or any typical graphic format, from TIFF to JPG. Not gonna lie, I could see myself drawing a whole lot of penises with one of these. Like easily OVER NINE THOUSAND. Quintuple digits. Enough to fill a swimming pool. Hit the jump for an official video demonstration.

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Wacom ‘Inkling’ Records Everything You Draw, Digitally Imports As Vector/Bitmap Graphics

Connect the dots — la la la la! Connect the dots: like word searches and mazes, they’ve always been difficult for me (who the f*** is supposed to remember what comes after 59 anyway? That’s why God invented calculators !). So you can imagine my sense of unease when I saw this, the world’s most complicated connect-the-dots picture. Created by Thomas Pavitte, the piece contains 6,239 dots, takes around 9-hours to complete, and produces a relatively booboo basic looking Mona Lisa when the fat lady sings. Which, SPOILER ALERT: she always seems to be doing around this time of day. *banging on wall* FOR THE LOVE OF LITTLE DEBBY CAN YOU SHUT UP? I’M TRYING TO F***ING BLOG OVER HERE! She’s making it real hard to feel bad about stealing her electricity. Hit the jump for a couple close-ups and a time-lapse video of nine hours packed into four minutes. Damn bro you should help me with my luggage before vacay!

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World’s Most Complicated Connect-The-Dots Picture Produces Iffy-Looking Mona Lisa

Luke, I am your father. Just kidding, he and your mother were shot in a robbery! Ever wonder what a Batman / Ewok lovechild would look like? F*** you’re a freak. Seriously, it might not hurt to peep Amazon for some self-help books on that shit. You krinkier than a tauntaun stomach full of lightsaber dildos aside, this is a sketch by Lucas Lago depicting your wildest fantasies. Note: slightly larger version HERE in case you want to print it out and tape it inside a copy of National Geographic for some “bathroom reading”. Grab an extra roll of TP and go to town, champ! Lucas’ Website via Batman X Star Wars [laughingsquid] Thanks to cocoa, who promised to draw me some GW/dino lovechildren for Valentine’s. GIRL YOU SO GOOD TO ME.

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Batman x Star Wars Characters = This?

Homos in a half shell? Alternatively, “get a sewer!” [insert manhole joke here] This is an animated gif of Leonardo and Raphael makin’ out all hot and heavy. Which, for the record, I called from the beginning provided you replace ‘ Raphael ‘ with ‘Donatello’. Lights Out of the Day [thedailywh.at] Thanks to Carly, who swears she saw Shredder grab a Foot Clan member’s ass during a yoga class.

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Oh - I’m Not The Only One That Likes Turtles!

Note: I had to cut the image for length, see the full, high-res version HERE . Lower-res version after the jump. This is a picture of 209 Pokmon eggs as imagined by DeviantARTist PokePage . Now I don’t play Pokmon because my mom thinks it’s satanic and the devil already tries to tempt me enough with booze and loose womens, so it’s just better if I just stick to Dungeons & Dragons and Farmville. Which — I NEED FENCE POSTS @$$HOLES, WHO’S GOT ‘EM?! Hit the jump for the whole low-res poster.

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Gotta Crack ‘Em All!: Pokmon Eggs

Etsy seller QueInteresante is selling sticker sets that adhere to Crayola crayons and display the chemical compounds that make up a particular color. Note: the crayons don’t actually contain these chemicals, they’re just the same color. Well, isn’t that food for thought? Get it?! I’ll eat the f*** out of some crayons! Children play and draw with crayons practically every day, so why not make the experience more educational? This listing is for a set of 48 Crayola crayons with labels so that while children are coloring, they are also exposed to the names of chemicals that will make those colors! So instead of thinking “I want green” they will think “I want Barium Nitrate Ba(NO3)2 Flame” and then when they take chemistry in high school and their teacher sets some gas on fire and it makes a green color and they ask the class what chemical it was your student will know it was Barium! Genius! That’s right folks, your student will know it was Barium . Ooooor be next door in the biology lab huffing formaldehyde. *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiff* What? I’m preservin’ my brain, yo! Hit the jump for a couple more shots.

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Crayola Chemistry: The Chemicals Of Colors

These are the ABC’s of gaming as drawn by Francis Acupan. Which, TRIVIA!: who knew there were 26 letters in the English alphabet? For some reason (read: bad teachers), I always thought there were 29. I swear, you learn something new every day. Yesterday? Yesterday I learned my body’s not a bourbon filter and what it’s like to puke in front of a date. It’s like, not good. Plus splattery. ABC dos games. [capinaremos] Thanks to Romeo, who not only knew there were 26 letters in the alphabet, but can count to 10 without using his fingers AND tie his own shoes!

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I’m Not In Kindergarten: The ABC’s Of Gaming