Ugh, of course they release it right AFTER Christmas. This is a $100 Steve Jobs action figure. The company that’s making it is billing it as ” ultra-realistic ” but I can almost guarantee Steve’s wrists DID NOT look like that in real life. That said, I’d still play with one. “Help, help, my hand just swallowed a pool ball!” Dammit Steve, stop being so dramatic, you’ll be fiiiiiine. Say, what do you think of the dollhouse I made you? “Honestly GW? I really like it.” Ha — I bet I know why. *in unison* “Because there’s no Windows!” LOLOL. Oh Steve, you’re my only friend. Hit the jump for a ton more pictures.

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Finally, A Realistic Steve Jobs Action Figure

Note: There are two videos after the jump. The first one you can watch. The second one FEATURES REAL-LIFE MOM-NIPS AND SHOULD BE CONSIDERED NSFW unless you’re one of those women that’ll whip a tit out in a restaurant cause you don’t give a f*** if I stare or not ( I’m going to is the thing ). Breast Milk Baby is a real $99 baby doll that, when presented with a special apron you wear with flowery “nipples”, starts suckling like a baby . Then you throw it over your shoulder and burp it or whatever . I don’t know, the point is it tries to suck nips. It’s supposed to be for little girls! I want one! No — one for each teat. So three total. Hit the jump for videos, the first of which is a product demo complete with the worst sound effects ever. The second of which IS NSFW REAL MOMMY-NIPS.

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NOT ON THESE TEATS YOU’RE NOT!: Breast Milk Baby, The Breastfeeding Doll

Barbie Video Girl is a new $50 doll with integrated video camera so girls can make movies of themselves playing in their bedrooms from Barbie’s point of view. This is going to end badly. You dun goofed, Mattel! The Barbie Video Girl Doll ($50, Mattel, for ages 6 and up) looks just like a regular Barbie, but a closer look reveals a camera in her pendant, and a postage-sized color screen on her back, peaking through her blouse. Powered by two AAA batteries (one in each leg), the doll can record up to 30 minutes of Webcam quality AVI video, with a three-button interface. You can watch your recordings on the doll’s screen, but with no sound. Or you can transfer them to your Macintosh or Windows computer by way of the included mini-U.S.B. cable. Granted I would have killed for a He-Man cam growing up so I could have filmed myself playing naked Master of the Universe, but you know what? So would’ve my uncle. Product Site via Lights, Camera, Barbie? [gadgetwise] Thanks to Kate, who sent me a stuffed dino with a camera in the eyes. Nice try, Kate, but I always blindfold him.

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Bad Ideas: Barbie Video Girl Has Integrated Video Camera

Maddie Chambers went and built herself a super impressive looking Bag End hobbit hole dollhouse . It’s amazing. I posted a couple more pictures after the jump, but Maddie has between two and three billion on her website which you should go check out to see the whole thing. My penis? You’d need two more eyes to see the whole thing. Hit it for a couple more shots and another link to Maddie’s website.

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Eye Candy: Amazing Bilbo Baggins Dollhouse

This is a reproduction of Eleanor Lamb’s Big Daddy doll from Bioshock 2 . They’re available for around $20 and look just like the real thing. Unfortunately, this is one doll that’s not suitable for children (NSFC), and only recommended for collectors ages 14+. You know, because your 13-year old would probably still try to put it in their mouth. And can you blame them? Yes, plus spank. Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the doll as well as some Big Daddy/Big Sister action figures and a light-up EVE syringe replica that are also available.

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Little Sister’s Big Daddy Doll From Bioshock 2