Sorry for the lack of posting, folks — this week is already turning into a giant shitfest. So please, bear with me. “GRAWR!” Haha, that was great — now pretend you’re swiping at a beehive! Geekologie Reader Joe’s friend Leah is a dog groomer and decided to shave the Rebel Alliance logo into her dog . This is it. No word what kind of dog that is, but my guess is an unhappy one. Kidding! You KNOW all the other dogs in the neighborhood are jealous. They’d probably pass up on a treat just to smell its ass! Picture Thanks to Joe, who agrees it would take a lightsaber to groom you and I. Get it? Because we’re still playing bear!

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Use The Clippers, Luke: Rebel Alliance Shaved Dog

This is a short video of Chubbs the pug dressed up in her homemade wampa costume. It’s worth watching for the first five seconds alone because SHE IS COMING TO ATTACK! The remaining 30-seconds are pretty much just her showing her ass to the camera LIKE MOST DOG VIDEOS. *ahem* Chloe! No laughing Einstein, you do the same thing except worse because you’ve got that little nubbin tail and your butthole actually shows. Shhhhhhh! It’s staring at me. Hit the jump for the the happiest Hoth monster you ever did see.

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Run Luke!: Star Wars Wampug Comin’ At You

Seen here after successfully fetching a 20oz soda (God, get him a toy!), Naki’o shows off his moon-boot prosthetic paws . Naki’o is the first dog to have all four paws replaced with prosthetics , and refuses to let the mailman go easy on him . The sob story, which you might want to skip if you’re an easy crier: Naki’o was abandoned as a puppy when his owners left their foreclosed home. During the Nebraskan winter, he stepped into an icy puddle in the home’s basement and got all four of his paws trapped in the freezing water. With severe frostbite, Naki’0 and the rest of his litter were transported to an animal rescue center. Veterinary technician Christie Tomlinson adopted Naki’o, and organized a fundraiser to pay for his two back legs to be fitted with the prosthetics. He came through the procedure so well that Orthopets decided to donate the remaining two prosthetic legs. The prosthetics are designed to replicate the muscle and bone structure of the dog’s natural limbs. BOOM — happy ending. Now I don’t want to go off the deep end about WTF is wrong with people who don’t treat animals (and their allegedly loved pets) with any compassion, so I’ll just say this: I will find you, and I will kill you. Also, when they start fitting dogs with rocket boots we’ve gone too far. Hit the jump for a short video of Rompy McHopper in action.

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Nice Moon Boots, Bro: The First Dog Fitted With Prosthetic Paws On All Four Feet

This is Hachi. Hachi is an Akita/Chow mix that was badly burned in a house fire, leaving him looking like a Terminator . A TERMINATOR THAT JUST MELTED MY HEART INTO A PUDDLE. County fire fighters brought Hachi into Affordable Animal Hospital in Torrance with third-degree burns covering over 60 to 70 percent of his body. He was nothing but a sweetheart from the time he was carried in - black and charred with the pads of his feet literally falling off. Luckily, he responded well to treatment and luckily for someone else, he is ever so sweet. He will make a certain someone or family a very special companion. He is loyal and a totally devoted animal. Much of the burn areas covering his face and body will never grow hair back, there is not much left of his ears either… but we are looking for someone who can overlook what many may find unsightly on the outside to see what a jewel he is on the inside and be reminded of all those that are good in the world: * Fire fighters willing to risk their own lives for that of another and especially that of “just a dog.” * The vets, technicians, groomers and staff at Affordable Animal Hospital that helped him along in his recovery. * The county shelter for footing the bill of this special dog’s lengthy road back to health. Hachi is ready and waiting for a home as special as he is. Okay, who’s crying? Because I can’t even see my monitor that’s how bad that got me. For a second I actually thought I was underwater. Now, somebody (CAPABLE AND NOT A DIPSHIT) go adopt this dog or I’m not writing for the rest of the day. “You wouldn’t!” HA — you think I won’t just go out drinking and forget about you people?! Do it every night. Hit the jump for a closeup of Hachi’s face and a link to his Petfinder page if you live in or around El Segundo, CA and want to give Hachi a new lease on life.

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HELP: Terminator Dog Needs Adopting

This is a video of a dog who can bark ” Batman “. Or maybe it’s “Brittany”. Whatever the case, he sounds like a pig dying and probably breathes loud enough to keep you up at night. This is Teddy Almond Turtle, my mama’s Pug Dog. Ted enjoys baked beans, red capsicum, apples and Bat Man. waaahhhh Teddy Almond Turtle, really? HE IS NEITHER BEAR NOR NUT NOR TEENAGE MUTANT. You’d think being born with a face a mother didn’t hesitate to turn her back on would be disadvantage enough, but nooooooo. Wait — did that say he likes beans, capsicum and apples? God, can you even imagine what that dog’s ass smells like? I can’t but Chloe’s licking her lips about it! Hit it for the video.

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The Pug Who Barked ‘Batman’: Stop Crying Wolf Or He Won’t Come When We Need Him!

Okay so you remember the AT-AT costume Geekologie Reader Robert made his dog last Halloween? And you remember Patrick Boivi’s recent animated short, ‘ AT-AT Day Afternoon ‘? Well Robert recreated the film using his costumed mini-pincher (complete with ventral-mounted laser blaster) and let me tell you: it’s f***ing cute. Reminds me of the time I dressed Chloe as the Death Star until my roommate “that’s no moon”ed her so many times it gave her a complex. Hit it for the cuteness.

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AT-AT Dog Recreates ‘AT-AT Day Afternoon’

You know the new Tony Hawk: Ride game that comes with a skateboard peripheral? This is a dog playing it — and he’s pretty good (except the 360 was obviously FAAAAKE). Which brings up an interesting question — what is it with bulldogs and skateboarding? They love that shit for some reason. If I was a bulldog I would just lay in the sun and lick myself. This Bulldog Is Better at Tony Hawk Than You [gizmodo]

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Old Dog, New Tricks: Dog Playing Tony Hawk

The Humunga Stache is a $12 piece of molded rubber . One side’s a ball , and the other is giant freaking mustache . So when your dog bites the ball, guess what happens! (Hint: you take pictures and post them Facebook with clever captions). Add some low-cost laughs to your frequent frolics with Fido! This shiny black toy is a ball on one end, and a giant cartoon mustache on the other. Dogs naturally pick up the ball…which leaves the outrageously funny mustache sticking out! Dogs also love to hold the ball in their mouth, and shake the mustache back and forth! Not a bad idea. Of course, my dog would just chew up the whole damn thing. You see, she’s a bitch. And, based on those tits in the pic, so is Fido. Animal cruelty! Product Site via Humunga Stache [likecool] Thanks to Niki, whose bitch has a real mustache and moonlights as a carny.

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For The Dapper Dog: Humunga Staches

The Powerloo is an outdoor dog crap flusher that ties into your home plumbing’s sewer line and flushes special biodegradable bags of dog shit down the drain so you don’t step in it while you’re playing badminton with Bubbles and the gang. It costs $1000. The Powerloo: pick it up, flush it down! Pick up your dog waste, hands free and flush it away with the Powerloo. Did that make any sense? Does having a bag over your arm constitute hands free? Because if not, when was the last time you saw a bag of dog shit walk across the lawn and throw itself away? Exactly, that summer you tried PCP. The prosecution rests. Product Site via Powerloo dog toilet won’t teach Fido to flush [dvice]

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Questionable: The Outdoor Dog Crap Flusher