Wanna make your own unicorn poop cookies ? WELL YOU ARE IN LUCK MY DISGUSTING FRIEND, because Instructable user Kristylynn84 has just the recipe for you! You’re gonna be shitting magic! Jk jk, diarrhea, but who cares — you tasted the rainbow . Me? I tasted a cow patty because a friend convinced me it was a no-bake. NOW I HAVE WORMS. Hit the jump for a bunch more closeups and a link to Kristy’s Instrutable with even more pictures of the process and step-by-step instructions.

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Finally, A Decent Unicorn Sh*t Cookie Recipe

This is a shot of some Reddit user’s uncle’s homemade Star Trek mailbox . It’s solar powered so it lights up at night to attract highschoolers with bats. I mean, I’d like to THINK they wouldn’t smash it, but they would smash it. And if he rebuilt it, they would smash it again. Then, if dude decides to pack it with explosives one night and manages to kill the perps, HE’S the one that would get in trouble. That’s the problem with the law today — there aren’t enough provisions for vigilante justice. Let’s say some asshat cuts me off while we’re driving. Should I NOT be allowed follow him home, do doughnuts in his front yard, then come back that night and cut his brake lines? Okay my lawyer is shaking his head no. My Uncle has the best mailbox ever! [reddit] via Star Trek Mailbox of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at] Thanks to Mark, who agrees the best mailbox is a P.O. one. Haha, I’ve got one of those! It makes me feel creepy.

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USPS Enterprise: Dude’s Custom Star Trek Mailbox

Want to cut your own Star Wars snowflakes to hang from the ceiling for Christmas? Of course you do, you are INTO this. Thankfully, Anthony Herrera has you covered, with printable patterns to make all the designs above (but come on, nobody’s gonna make C-3PO). I actually have a collection of paper snowflakes I’ve made over the past couple years and I hang them up every December. “You’re a f***in’ dork!” I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that. I made even more this year, but I haven’t put them all up yet. If you’re lucky I might even post a picture of them on Geekologie’s Facebook page next week. If you’re unlucky I might back over you with my truck trying to parallel park without looking. Hit the jump for some closer-ups and a link to the pattern page.

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How To: Cut Your Own Star Wars Paper Snowflakes

This is a homemade 70-caliber t-rex rifle . It could put a hole in you the size of two yous. I kinda want one, but I’m not allowed to own guns anymore because I’m a felon. It’s not fair, dammit — I’m REFORMED (Not really though, I just tell them that). The cartridge, named the .700 WTF (”What The F…”) and is made by fire forming a .50 BMG brass case, trimming it to 3″ in length and then sizing it. The round is loaded with a 1132 grain paper patched .700 lead cast bullet. The rifle, with just a 16.25″ barrel, can push the 1132 grain of lead up to 2300 fps. Thats 13,000 ft/lbs of energy, right up there with the .50 BMG and far exceeding the .700 Nitro Express. The cast lead bullet has enough energy to pass clean through a 1/4″ steel plate. I want two — one for each hand. Just kidding, I want four — two for each of my bodyguards . “You don’t have bodyguards.” Hell no I don’t have bodyguards, I don’t even have anybody who likes me, let alone cares whether I live or die. “You sound like you’re in a pretty dark place.” Help I’ve been kidnapped and they’re keeping me in a basement! Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a video of the thing being shot.

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Would Bring To A Knife Fight: DIY 70-Cal T-Rex Rifle

This is a video of a pair of magic computer-viewing glasses made by removing the polarized film from an LCD computer monitor and applying it to a regular pair of spectacles . That way only you can see your monitor. Ooooooor get fired for staring at a blank screen eight hours a day. You don’t understand, boss, the screen isn’t actually blank — I was watching girls booty-dancing on Youtube. “That’s even worse.” What if I told you I was actually writing a blog on the clock? “As long as it’s not Geekologie.” *nervous laughter* Haha, that little-dick? No way man — I write celebrity gossip. Hit the jump for a short video of the glasses in action and a link to the Instructable to make your own.

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Bewbs!: Polarized Glasses For Private Computering

This is a video of a guy showing off his homemade Diablo III costume in what can only be described as his grandmother’s guest bedroom. I’m diggin’ the bare lightbulb, bro. Obviously, the costume still needs some work. Namely, in the crotch region. Sure Diablo III isn’t even out yet, but I get the feeling the demons won’t be wearing acid-wash jeans. Regardless, it still amazes me how people can create such intricate costumes but can’t decorate a room to save their lives. I dunno, paint a mural of hell or something — anything but that wallpaper, shit! Hit the jump for the video.

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Die Demonspawn!: Homemade Diablo III Costume

Peekaboo! I say ironic because what good is a Game Boy if you don’t have any fingers? Exactly, only as good as a doorstop. These are a pair of Game Boy themed fingerless gloves lovingly crotched crocheted knit by MaDonna Flowers. They…will keep your wrists warm. And you know what they say about a person with warm wrists, right? Good circulation . Me? I have terrible circulation. My feet are blue. You could probably cut both my feet off and it would take me a week to bleed to death because all the blood down there’s frozen solid. FINISHED PROJECT: Miss Game Boy [memadonna] via These Handmade Game Boy Gloves Will Make Your Hands More Awesome [albotas] Thanks to Brian, who keeps his hands warm the old fashioned way: fire . I thought I smelled burnt hair!

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Ironic: Homemade Fingerless Game Boy Gloves

Is that a flamethrower in your pocket or is your penis on fire for no reason? This is a flamethrower in the form of a handgun. So it’s small . There’s a video of the thing failing to melt snow off the top of a grill (try the propane tank!) after the jump, as well as a link to an Instructable so you can make your own. Just don’t tell your mom because you know she wouldn’t approve . Impressive, but I made something similar in middle school out of a can of hairspray and lighter and set my bathroom wallpaper on fire. I’m actually only posting this because I know there’s that ONE person out there that thinks this is the coolest thing since fridges with ice makers. Really hoping that person is you. Hit the jump for the mini-flamer in action.

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Safety Last: A Do-It-Yourself Flamethrowing Pistol

This is a kid posing with his homemade Wolverine claws . He says he made them for $5 out of nothing but a couple old pairs of thrift store ice skates, a couple nails, a couple bolts, and access to a an acetylene torch and bench grinder. Really — and for only $5?! You sure you don’t want to come clean about anything? There’s nothing wrong with priding yourself on frugality, but you and I both know those are at least $8 claws. The jig is up! Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to the Instructable to make your own, just don’t expect to make a pair for under $10 like this liar. Three pairs of thrift store ice skates for $1.75 apiece — please .

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I Will Shoot You From Afar: DIY Wolverine Claws Made Out Of Ice Skating Blades

Granted it can only hover at 3-feet, but that’s a lot higher than your UFO. “I don’t have a UFO.” You ignorance pains me, you know that? But Shu Mansheng here? He’s smart . So smart he built an 18-foot UFO (NOT roflcopter ) out of $3,000 in parts (including eight motorcycle engines). It’s Shu’s third prototype and can hover 3-feet off the ground for a solid 10-seconds. Not sure how you can use that to fake an alien invasion , but who knows, maybe he’s gonna hang it in a tree or something. Chinese man builds flying wheel with eight motorcycle motors [dvice] Thanks to Martin, who claims he tried building a jetpack but ended up burning his garage to the ground. Martin? That was a meth lab and we all know it. Hey — let’s build something together on Faceybooks and Tweeter

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Chinese Farmer Builds Own Hovering UFO