Get it, thin mints? EAT A CHEESEBURGER, LADY! Cookie -purveying giant Girl Scouts of America have decided to cut several of the crappy-ass varieties from their cookie lineup this year, and focus their efforts on hocking the much more delicious (and fattening) flavors . SAMOOOAAAAAS!!!!11 “Our top five varieties make up 77% of cookie sales,” Amanda Hamaker, the manager of national product sales for the Girl Scouts, told the Wall Street Journal. “The others are yummy and fun, but they’re side dressing–leaving councils with an awful lot of alternate varieties left over.” Still available : Thin Mints, Do-Si-Dos, Trefoils, Samoas (also called Caramel deLites), Lemon Chalet Cremes and Tagalongs (also called Peanut Butter Patties). Going into retirement : Dulce de Leche, Thank U Berry Munch, All Abouts, Sugar-Free Chocolate Chip OH THANK GOD. I was literally on pins and needles while reading the article. And not just because I’ve been sitting on the can for so long I might actually be stuck, I was genuinely worried. Thankfully, we’ll all be able to sleep peacefully tonight knowing Thin Mints, Samoas and Tagalongs will still be available. I mean seriously — who gives a dang about Sugar-Free chocolate chip anyway? THEY’RE PACKAGED CAT TURDS. Even Girl Scout Cookies Are Victims of the Recession [time] Thanks to Christina, who has an industrial-size freezer full of Thin Mints from last year. Apocalypse-ready, I like it!

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Ambitious gingerbread -builders Melodie and Brenton went and created Frank Lloyd Wright’s iconic ‘ Fallingwater ‘ in edible form as their entry in this year’s Gingerbread Festival in Orem, Utah. Good looking, guys. I’ve actually been to see Fallingwater before and I’ve got to admit, it does look like it was made out candy. Plus I got busted for skinny dipping. haha, crazy acid. FAX AND FIGURES!: It took over 12 hours to design It took Brenton and I around 40 hours to build and decorate There are around 164 different pieces of gingerbread It took roughly 12 square feet of gingerbread dough (that’s four large batches) to make all the walls, floors and roof Over 8 bags of powdered sugar were used to make all the frosting It took over 40 sleeves of large Smarties which are used to simulate dry stack stone on the building exterior The river and water fall are made up of three batches of hard candy Sadly, Fallingicing didn’t take first prize in the contest, as it was beat off by a stranger in the back of the bus out by ‘Candyland Carnival’ (picture after the jump), which may or may yes look like Santa vomited up part of his intestines. Mmmm, fat people guts. Don’t even act like the French don’t eat that shit as a delicacy! Hit the jump for a bunch more pics and a shot of the house that beat Fallingwater.

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Edible Architecture: Frank Lloyd Wright’s Iconic ‘Fallingwater’ As Gingerbread House

Can’t decide which superhero you want on your cake ? No problem — just slap a bunch on there! Just don’t slap Hulk’s ass, because he can and will get angry ON YOUR FACE. Robin? Not so much. “Holy tweaked nips, Batman — you could cut glass with those things!” “I know, Robin, just a little something Catwoman taught me from her jewelry-heist days.” …. “Hey Batman?” “Yes Robin?” “Wanna shower together?” “To the bat-throom!” Action Figures Cake [buzzfeed] Thanks to RaptorJesus, hands down the sexiest religious figure for 75-million years and counting.

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Decisions, Decisions: Superhero(es) Cake

Ninjabread Men are ninja -shaped cookie cutters from Fred & Friends so you can stage little cookie fights in your highchair while mommy fixes dinner . Just don’t knock over your sippy cup! These stealthy warriors are set to sneak into your kitchen and stage a cookie coup! Cut, bake, decorate…and then watch them disappear! Ninjabread Men are molded from rugged, food-safe ABS plastic and packaged in a colorful giftbox. True story: one time I was baking a batch of ninja cookies when the buzzer went off I opened the oven door and *POOF!* they had already disappeared . Haha, what do you mean you could you tell I was lying? It was the me baking part, wasn’t it? I’VE WAKED AND BAKED BEFORE. Perpetual Kid Product Site Thanks to Keith, who’s had ninja cookies before and claimed one tried to stab him in the throat. I believe it, they threw raisins at me once.

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Deadly Deliciousness: Ninjabread Cookies

Well folks, for those of you that don’t keep track of things, it’s March (and you probably can’t find your car keys ). Like mid-March. I know, I thought it was still January too. But it isn’t. It’s March 14th, which — 3.14 — Pi Day! And in five years it’ll be 3.14.15. What a special one that’ll be! And for everybody out there that’s all, “it’s actually 14.3.10 today”, you know what — YOU CAN’T RAIN ON THIS PIE PARADE! YOU HEAR ME?! You couldn’t even hail on a cake walk! Pi Day’s Wikipedia Thanks to they’re real and they’re spectacular, Leslie, and whoever else reminded me that today was Pi Day and not just the day I try driving 800 miles without dying.

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NOTE : Full-res version HERE . The latest in nutritional flow charts (after fast food , beer and breakfast cereal ), comes the candy edition. Now I don’t know about you, but when I’m hankering for something sweet, there’s only one thing that does the trick: candy dots . Kidding, those are by far the shittiest candy ever made. Jesus, it’s not even candy — just mostly ripped paper. What Should I Eat Candy Edition [topcultured] Thanks to Drew, who’s genuinely pissed the chart claims Whoppers taste like chalk.

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Cavities!: ‘What Should I Eat?’ Candy Chart

For Pac-Man’s 30th anniversary a chain of convenience stores in Japan will be selling his likeness in the shape of questionably filled cookie buns. Mmmmmm!! Now call me old fashioned, but I still like to celebrate anniversaries the way God intended: with somebody jumping out of a cake. Yep, that’s right. For limited time only, Circle K stores in Japan have started to sell these Pac-Man shaped buns. My Japanese isn’t good (as in I can’t read it at all), but from what I can tell, they sell for 120 (about $1.31 USD), and they’re not filled with cherries, pretzels or power pills. Instead, they’re chock full of crushed almond-flavored cookies and cream custard. That actually sounds pretty good. Anybody in Japan want to send me some? I’ll pay you back — IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. I will strike them down with my replica Master Sword and feast on their carcasses! I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL! Hit the jump for a shot of the display — cause you can get anything you want at Japanese Circle K’s.

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That….Looks Like S#!7: Pac-Man Cookie Bun

Listen, if you can convince your wife that a dead tauntaun would make the perfect wedding cake I WANT YOU TO HOLD ON TO THAT WOMAN. I want you to hold on tighter than you do the dashboard when she’s driving (I’ve seen your knuckles! Also, the way she drives). That said, you think they cut the cake with a lightsaber ? I mean, it’s only appropriate. Also, a slave Leia jumping out and humming the Star Wars theme. What can I say, I’m a natural wedding planner. Hit the jump for four more shots, including a cute Stormtrooper couple.

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Gutsy: This Dead Tauntaun Wedding Cake

Tired of trying to make zombie Jello molds out of aluminum foil ? Well crinkle no more my friends, Think Geek is finally selling a quality zombie mold! It costs $15 and isn’t dishwasher safe, but don’t let that stop you from putting it in there anyway! You just tell that Maytag piece of shit the Geekologie Writer told you to! I’ll tell you what though — the results look delicious, don’t they? I think I know what I’m getting my son for his birthday! A new mommy! Hit the jump for one more shot which, despite adjusting the brightness and contrast, I couldn’t make any more cleavage-y. Buy hey, I tried. Remember: I’m here for you.

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It’s About Time: A Quality Zombie Jello Mold