This is a 6′4″, 300-pound (just like me!) Stormtrooper cake made by Amanda Oakleaf Cakes for the Arisia Sci-Fi Convention in Boston. He provided over 600 servings, significantly more than an Ewok cake would have. Plus less hair. Nobody likes eating hair . Except my cat . God, you know you’re just gonna hock that up in the middle of the night and make me scream at you! Just kidding, I don’t actually scream at my pets. I just fake cry into a pillow and mutter things like, “God, just let me die in my sleep!” to make them feel extra bad. Hit the jump for shots from the beginning of the build to the skeletal end.

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300-Pound Lifesize Standing Stormtrooper Cake

This is a small series of physics (NOT chemistry ) themed cupcakes created by a young baker to celebrate their last day of high school physics class . Me? I skipped school and went to the bong store, then drank Mad Dog 20/20’s in a public park with a couple of my bros from show choir. So yeah, physics themed cupcakes — there’s only one thing better: an entire physics themed CAKE cake. Get it? Because it’s so much bigger . And bigger always = better when you’re as fat as I am. Hit the jump for a closeup of the black-hole one. “I’m going to eat you now, planets!” “Oh no, please don’t eat us!” “TOO BAD, GOBBLE GOBBLE!”

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Baking Equations: Physics-Themed Cupcakes

That’s right folks, no more sifting through boxes of Lucky Charms just to make a single bowl of marshmallows ! Now you can have one whenever you want. Goodbye oat bran , hello cavities! (I’m gonna stash a bag in my ass for snacking you see). Here at Cereal Marshmallows Our Goal is to Deliver you the absolute best and Crunchiest marshmallows available and I believe that is just what we have. I searched the World Over Japan, China Mexico, Netherlands, Germany, Belgium, UK, Australia, NOWHERE could I Get a Crunchy Crispy Marshmallow I ordered everything you could imagine and tried to get manufacturers to make it for me to no avail. I ended up with a pile of soft Yucky marshmallows big enough to fill a Dozen Trash bags Then Right here in the USA I found the perfect Marshmallow only Problem was I had to order over 10,000 pounds WOW and Marshmallows are LIGHT this is a SEMI Truck full well a big step but nonetheless one we made and now we sell out every 4 months or so I’m sure you will love these marshmallows Although I cant give you the Exact shapes as in your favorite Cereal I do have the same Crunchy Marshmallows. My Charms are half Circles, Squares, Quarter moons and a triangle this product in my opinion is The Best marshmallow on the market! Prices start at $7 for two 7oz bags and go up to $400 for a 95lb bag. Oh my goodness — can you even imagine a 95-pound bag of cereal marshmallows? I can — like six beanbag chairs . Cereal Marshmallows Thanks to Matt, who once made a bowl of nothing but the raisin clusters from Raisin Nut Bran and nearly died from deliciousness.

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It’s About Damn Time!: Bags Of Nothing-But-Cereal-Marshmallows Now Available

So there’s this Burger King in Times Square called the BK Whopper Bar (you don’t even serve booze!) that’s selling a 2,520 calorie, $13 Pizza Burger . WTF’s a Pizza Burger ? The best gotdamn thing you could imagine. Exclusive to NYC’s Whopper Bar. Four flame-broiled Whopper patties topped with pizza-lovers’ favorites (pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce and Tuscan pesto sauce) all on a 9 1/2-inch sesame seed bun. Of course, Tuscan pesto sauce. I was wondering what the green stuff in my vomit was! And here I thought it was something healthy like lettuce. BWAHAHAHAHA! Lettuce on a cheeseburger. This ain’t Jenny Craig! Fat bomb from Burger King debuts [chealth] and Burger King’s New York Pizza Burger [thisiswhyyourefat] Thanks to Stone, Kaibedz, navin and Anthony Pants, who could each eat one and still down a small order of onion rings. Awh yeah, don’t forget the dipping sauce!

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Death By Deliciousness: Burger King’s 2,500 Calorie Whopper Pizza

Tom Selleck is arguably one of the most attractive men ever created in my likeness . So you couple his natural panty-wetting capabilities with an awe-inspiring waterfall and a delicious sandwich , and BAM!: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich , a website that features pictures perfectly described by its name. But, WARNING: You’ll never be able to look at a cheesesteak or Niagara Falls again without wishing you were riding Magnum’s mustache. And that’s not a bad thing. Hit the jump for a couple more examples and another link to the website.

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Genius Website: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Meat Cards are business cards with your info burnt into them using a 150 watt CO2 laser. They are far superior to card stock for obvious reasons (read: meat and lasers). Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS . Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards. Mmmm, meat and lasers: definitely two of the finest ingredients on earth. PEW PEW, NOM NOM! Now, blast me in the eye with your laser pointer right as I swallow. What? Don’t judge me. Meatcards Thanks to Chloe and Julian for eating all my cards. No, really, thanks a lot guys.

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Best Business Cards Ever: Meat Cards