Can I have a gumball? This is a video of Allie Goertz singing a song about playing Dungeons & Dragons . If you’re into geeky girls and Dungeons & Dragons , you should probably watch it. But if you’re into geeky dudes and Dungeons & Dragons, you should probably come over to my buddy Pete’s house tonight around 8PM and bring a ton of lube. Hit the jump for the 20-sided serenade.

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Geeky Girl Singing Dungeons & Dragons Song

I know a guy that’d give you $1 to sniff that pit. This is a parody of that annoyingly get stuck in your head song ‘Like a G6′. Except this one’s all about D&D and not a twin-engine business aircraft. As you can see from the screenshots, there’s a chick involved so all dudes are obligated to watch it. Then comment in the comments about how you’d do her/not do her until the womens start commenting about how she’s not even that pretty/not a real nerd/they’re way hotter/etc. etc. etc. What can I say, folks, ? It’s the ciiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiife ? *holding up baby lion cub* “That’s a dog wearing sunglasses.” YOU SHUT THE F*** UP. Hit the jump for the video (embedded via Youtube AND Vimeo!!!!)

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‘Roll A D6′: D&D Themed ‘Like A G6′ Parody

Hot on the heels of yesterday’s ‘ No More Hiding Dungeon Master’s Guides In You B-Hole ‘ story comes these giant inflatable D20 dice. Each 17-inch die takes only a minute to inflate, and even less to deflate with a pocketknife. $12 get’s the ball die rolling . And, since it is Friday, I’ll even let you roll for end-of-article joke quality. Haha, two. Hit the jump for an action shot.

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To The Beach!: Giant (17") Inflatable D20 Die

Sure the picture isn’t actually D&D , but you work with what you’re given, homey. Anyway, Kevin T. Singer (and boy does he sing in the shower , let me tell you), a 33 year-old serving a life sentence for first-degree intentional homicide, recently lost a federal lawsuit to allow him and other inmates to play Dungeons & Dragons in the slammer. Maybe you shouldn’t have killed that person, Kev! Prison officials enacted the ban in 2004 after an inmate sent an anonymous letter expressing concern about Singer and three other inmates forming a “gang” focused around playing the game. Singer was told by prison officials that he could not keep the materials because Dungeons & Dragons “promotes fantasy role playing, competitive hostility, violence, addictive escape behaviors, and possible gambling,” according to the ruling. The prison later developed a more comprehensive policy against all types of fantasy games, the court said. The appeals court said the prison’s policy was reasonable and did not violate Singer’s rights. Pfft, rights — I don’t even have any and I’m not even in the can. Well, technically, I actually am in the can. And you know what else I don’t have in here? TP. Sorry, right hand, you know what you have to do. Game over: Inmate Can’t Play Dungeons & Dragons [youbentmywookie] Thanks Eric, wes g and Camille, may all your rolls be 20’s. Unless you’re rolling for personal damage, in which case I wish you all 1’s.

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Dungeons & Dragons Banned In Prison (Selling Your Ass For Cigarettes Still OK)

Ryan sez, “Geeky clean sells soap with d20’s embedded in the center. I’m getting these for a few of my paper and pen game friends.” Geeky Clean! — Soap with d20s ( Thanks, Ryan! ) Previously: D20 flails - Boing Boing Ancient Roman D20 for sale, $18000 - Boing Boing Polyhedral dice cake - Boing Boing MIT students roll giant D20 to honor Gygax - Boing Boing Boing Boing: D20 geek-ring HOWTO make a D20 out of pecan pies - Boing Boing D20 geek-ring - Boing Boing

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D20-studded soap