Brass Blasters: Steampunk Bullet Insects

These are a bunch of steampunk insects made out of old ammunition and pocket-watch parts by Tom Hardwidge. As you can see, they’re pretty good looking. Unless you hate steampunk stuff, in which case they’re probably pretty bad looking. Whatever side of the fence you yell over, they’re definitely not insects you’d want to beat with a shoe too hard. Get it? Because they might detonate! crawl in an orifice while you sleep and lay eggs. Kidding — KIDDING, only spiders do that. Sweet dreams, jerk! Hit the jump for a bunch more, and the link to even MORE.

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It’s About Damn Time!: Bags Of Nothing-But-Cereal-Marshmallows Now Available

That’s right folks, no more sifting through boxes of Lucky Charms just to make a single bowl of marshmallows ! Now you can have one whenever you want. Goodbye oat bran , hello cavities! (I’m gonna stash a bag in my ass for snacking you see). Here at Cereal Marshmallows Our Goal is to Deliver you the absolute best and Crunchiest marshmallows available and I believe that is just what we have. I searched the World Over Japan, China Mexico, Netherlands, Germany, Belgium, UK, Australia, NOWHERE could I Get a Crunchy Crispy Marshmallow I ordered everything you could imagine and tried to get manufacturers to make it for me to no avail. I ended up with a pile of soft Yucky marshmallows big enough to fill a Dozen Trash bags Then Right here in the USA I found the perfect Marshmallow only Problem was I had to order over 10,000 pounds WOW and Marshmallows are LIGHT this is a SEMI Truck full well a big step but nonetheless one we made and now we sell out every 4 months or so I’m sure you will love these marshmallows Although I cant give you the Exact shapes as in your favorite Cereal I do have the same Crunchy Marshmallows. My Charms are half Circles, Squares, Quarter moons and a triangle this product in my opinion is The Best marshmallow on the market! Prices start at $7 for two 7oz bags and go up to $400 for a 95lb bag. Oh my goodness — can you even imagine a 95-pound bag of cereal marshmallows? I can — like six beanbag chairs . Cereal Marshmallows Thanks to Matt, who once made a bowl of nothing but the raisin clusters from Raisin Nut Bran and nearly died from deliciousness.

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Don’t Try To Tempt Me!: Beer Fetching Robot

Now I know what you’re thinking, “PR2? I think I saw that in the theater — I hate sequels”. And that may be true, but I’m not referring to PR2 the fictitious movie sequel, I’m talkin’ bout the beer-fetching robot, yo . Great idea , right? No. Don’t come crying to me when your sixth beer’s poison! …this one can open beer bottles, and its object and face recognition allows it to differentiate brands of beer in the ‘fridge. It uses face detection to deliver it to the right person, and is adaptable to your particular refrigerator. I’d rather train a dog. I don’t even care if it’s an ugly dog. Ugly dogs need jobs too you know. Isn’t that right, Chloe? Kidding — you know you’re my beautiful baby girl! Except for that underbite. Now be a good girl and go make daddy a sandwich. … … …CHLOE!! WHY DOES THIS SANDWICH LOOK LIKE IT CAME OUT OF A CAN ?! Hit the jump for a video of the beer-bot in action.

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