This is a custom electric guitar pieced together by Youtuber fiskybusiness89 out of a plastic Millennium Falcon toy and handmade R2-D2 head stock. I don’t know about you, but I for one would smash the shit out of that on stage after one song and then yell “SHOW’S OVER, NO REFUNDS.” Did I mention it’s hyperdrive lights up and has sound effects? Sound effects IN ADDITION to the standard guitar ones (twang twangs). Still, no word if it can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsnips. “You mean parsecs?” I don’t know, do I? “You’ve never seen Star Wars, have you?” Ha, only The Wrath of Khan. Hit the jump for a video demo.

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Millennium Falcon Guitar With Light & Sound FX

On last week’s Legend of Zelda license plate post I jokingly suggested tipster Macky had an Infiniti and ‘N BEYOND’ custom plate and, not that surprisingly, somebody in Manitoba has one. No word if they have an entire Toy Story playset arranged on their dash, but you and I both know they’d be foolish not to. Thanks to benzo, whose friend allegedly took the picture. Me? I took my neighbor’s newspaper this morning.

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It Exists: Custom Infiniti ‘N BYOND’ License Plate

Sorry for the lack of posting, folks — this week is already turning into a giant shitfest. So please, bear with me. “GRAWR!” Haha, that was great — now pretend you’re swiping at a beehive! Geekologie Reader Joe’s friend Leah is a dog groomer and decided to shave the Rebel Alliance logo into her dog . This is it. No word what kind of dog that is, but my guess is an unhappy one. Kidding! You KNOW all the other dogs in the neighborhood are jealous. They’d probably pass up on a treat just to smell its ass! Picture Thanks to Joe, who agrees it would take a lightsaber to groom you and I. Get it? Because we’re still playing bear!

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Use The Clippers, Luke: Rebel Alliance Shaved Dog

This is a custom blown Super Mario Bros. bong . As you can see, it looks like Mario is either stoned out of his mind and/or tripping on shrooms. No idea who made the piece or who it belongs to, so we’re gonna have to put on our detective hats and do a little investigating. *examining picture with magnifying glass* Whoa — my computer screen is made out of a bunch of little dots! That’s crazy. Ooh, here’s a clue — the owner clearly carved his lover’s name ‘APRIL’ into the coffee table. Which — holy shit it’s Michelangelo’s. Put This in Your Pipe: Super Mario Bros Glass Bong [obviouswinner] Thanks to Sparklebottom, who may or may yes wipe with craft glitter.

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Smoking Piranha Plants: Custom Super Mario Bong

This is Justin Bibber’s (I feel like if I never acknowledge him by spelling his name right maybe he’ll go away) Batman Cadillac. It looks pretty cool. Well, at least until there’s a scrawny 17-year old behind the wheel . Then it looks completely f***ing ridiculous. Dubbed the Bat-illac [GW's note: I vote Beibmobile], the car is actually a Cadillac CTS-V customized by Ryan Friedlinghaus, the founder of West Coast Customs and star of the TLC reality series Street Customs…The Batman tribute features the comic book character’s logo on the front and back of the car, with doors that open in reverse similar to the Rolls Royce Drop Head Phantom Coup, and even has a “batmobile” nameplate on the trunk. Good choice, Justin. Because if there’s one thing I think when I think Batman IT’S A TWINKY 120-POUND R&B SINGER. Shit, even given your entire adult life you’ll never be half as manly as Robin and he’s 3/4’s lady. Hit the jump for a bunch more, the last of which includes the boy-wonder himself looking suspiciously like a miniature Tosh.0.

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Justin Beeber’s Custom Batman Cadillac

Trevor Prideaux doesn’t have a left forearm but does have a smartphone. Now? Now he has a prosthetic forearm with a smartphone inside . Good lookin’, Trevor, we’re actually pretty similar today (I have a Nokia in my ass I’m gonna try to sneak to a friend in the clink). He said: “From owning a mobile phone and with the invention of the iPhone, it became clear that this piece of technology was not ideally suited to be used with only one hand. “When testing an iPhone, with the thoughts of purchase, I had to balance it on my prosthetic limb to text. Trevor contacted Apple to try and get hold of a blank iPhone casing to test it out, but he said the communications giant refused to co-operate. Apple: they don’t care about your disability. Also, how you gonna name something a Genius Bar and not serve drinks? Hey blue-shirt — double bourbon with an ice cube. “We don’t actually sell alcohol here.” Oh you don’t, do you? Well! *popping wheelchair wheelies through the MacBooks* Man gets smartphone dock built into prosthetic arm [telegraph] Thanks to Thaylor and drippy, who agree a prosthesis with a motion-based charger would’ve been even more impressive. Yeah — this is just a fake arm with a hole cut out!

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OMG — Just Like Luke Skywalker!: Man Gets Smartphone Dock Installed In Prosthetic Limb

This is a rad to the power of sick in-game Portal 2 proposal created by getting a couple Portal level designers to develop an entire 10-minute level, and even getting Ellen McLain (the voice of GlaDos ) to do the voice work. It is most impressive, and beats asking your girlfriend at a Sonic Drive-In. Kidding, you can’t top that. Or pizza when you’re drunk. Is there really ANYTHING better than a hot ‘za (I’m going to kill myself for typing that) after a night of boozing? No, there is not. “But what about sex?” Ha — but what about sex . Go ask your girlfriend what she thinks about that, Don Juan Dos Equis. Well? “She just laughed.” BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!! She told me she calls you Tequila Mockingworm! Hit the jump for the 10-minute level in both regular vision AND CINEMATIC VISION.

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Yes, My Answer’s Yes!: Slick Portal 2 Proposal

This is a custom-painted Angry Birds bra from Etsy seller SceeneSchoes. She’ll paint you one in sizes 34A to 38DD for $35, although you and I both know 34A’s should really get a discount. That’s price-gouging! You should be price- groping . Get it? Because that’s what you do with boobies . Or, in my case, imagine they feel like athletic socks filled with Play-doh. Hit the jump for the other painted bras available, including a NES controller, Princess Peach design and Pokeball Master Ball.

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Would Not Crush Under A Pile Of Rubble: Custom Angry Birds Bras (Plus Others!)

Daniel Reese paints shoes . He might paint other things (i.e. the down red) too, but that’s not what I came to talk about today. Today we’re only talking about shoes . Specifically, these Batman kicks. Speaking of which — I bet he does everyday for not banging Cat Woman when he had the chance! And I bet Robin kicks himself for never sneaking a peek at Batman’s wiener when they’re both peeing in the bat-throom. I know, I know, what I just did there was pretty amazing. Anyway, Daniel has a ton of pre-painted shoes available or will customize any pair you want with any design you want. You can check out some other examples after the jump. What you can’t check out after the jump is my ass, because it’s broken out right now and I’m really self conscious about it. Damn you, stress! Hit the jump for a bunch more examples of Daniel’s work and another link to his website.

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The Caped Crapkickers: Batman Sneakers

Remember back in the day when I would post all kinds of custom painted shoes and you were all, “dammit, GW, enough with the stupid painted shoes !”, and I’d be like, “I can’t help it, I’ve been drinking!”. Well I’m back off the metaphorical wagon, baby! And, from the look of things, I’m in a ditch. Don’t roll me over — I might puke. These awesomely cool Nike Vintage Dunks are available in an amazing combination of red, blue and white and with the greatest video game character in history, Mario Available for a price of 89.99 (~$140) these superb looking vintage dunks are designed to bring out the video game lover in you holding true to your personality and at the same time making you feel proud of whom you are. The shoes are actually custom painted by HappyCash Fashion and are currently sold out. I assume because they only painted one pair. And speaking of painting pairs: one time I airbrushed a bushel red to look like apples. Oh man, the laughs I had at the farmer’s market! Product Site via Cool Nike Super Mario Bros Dunks [walyou]

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Custom Super Paper Mario Nike Dunks