This is the $250 Blacktop Grill-Fryer. It combines the cooking power of a grill , griddle and deep fryer in a single unit . Did I mention there’s a warming plate? Because there’s one of those too. Now you can keep your hands toasty while you grill and deep-fry in the middle of witch’s tits temperatures! “That’s not what a warming plate’s for.” No, that’s just not what YOU use it for. I swear, why didn’t someone invent this thing earlier? “They did — the government just covered it up because of the whole fat epidemic.” A-HA! Down the rabbit hole. Jk jk, down the hatch . Keep the bacon and onion rings coming. Amazon Product Site (with more pics and specs) via Blacktop 360 Grill-Fryer [uncrate] Thanks to joseph, who keeps a Fry Daddy in the trunk of his car. You’re sick.

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Finally, An Affordable Grill/Griddle/Deepfryer Combo

Well done. Get it?! Like meat, yo! This is a meat smoker (”just like you, GW!”) designed and built to look like R2-D2 by Philip Wise (you’re smart — how do magnets work?). The droid was constructed out of an old 55-gallon drum and comes with everything you need to smoke a rack of tauntaun, including, but not just limited to: multiple temperature gauges, a beer bottle opener, and, a feature previously only seen on the Death Star — thermal exhaust ports . Just don’t go trying to stick your proton torpedo in one! “Why not?” Oh I don’t know, maybe because he’ll bu…actually — go for it, champ. “AYOWYOWYOWYOWYOWYOWYOW!” Well — what did you learn? “He wasn’t into it. Don’t think he’s gay like C3PO.” R2-D2 Smoker: May the (BBQ) Sauce Be With You [technabob] Thanks to dax, who’s allegedly tried Ewok before. Like eating or sexually?

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You’re Cookin’ My Meat!: The R2-D2 Smoker

Let’s not kid ourselves, we all know the best foods come on sticks. Case in point: bacon , corn dogs, chocolate covered bananas and popsicles. AND NOW WAFFLES ! Possibly made by the Bluth Company to compliment the Corn Baller, the Lolly Waffle Maker can cook four 9-inch wafflesicles every two minutes. Which, if I learned anything about solving word problems in math class, is well over 14 waffles an hour. Breakfast will never be the same again. And not just because you’re gonna be wearing butter and syrup on your shirt more often. No, eventually you’ll start experimenting with them in the bedroom and next thing you know — GAAAAHH!! — you’ve poked both your partner’s eyes out with a wafflesicle stick. Safety goggles. That’s the real lesson here. The Wafflesicle Maker Has Changed Breakfast Forever [gizmodo]

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Waffles. On Sticks: The Wafflesicle Machine

The $200 Solar Power Shower can heat up to 8 liters of water to 140 Fahrenheit in as little as two hours, provided it’s outside in the sun and not in your basement . It’s a lot more sophisticated than a simple camping solar shower, because this one mixes that 140 water with cool water from the garden hose, giving you plenty of toasty warm water at just the right temperature. Impressive, but I don’t really have a need for a solar powered shower. I do, however, have a need for that chick in the picture. Seriously, I’m getting hungry. HIYO! Solar Shower heats water in two hours [dvice]

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Solar Shower Provides Hot Water In 2 Hours

The $70 Grill Alert Talking Remote Thermometer is a talking remote thermometer for your grill . You just jam the temperature probe in your choice of meat , push some buttons, and then sit in a hammock and guzzle beer while deliciousness deliciousizes itself. When the meat reaches your predetermined temperature of choice, the thing tells you it’s time to slap that bitch on a plate and OM NOM the shit out of it. Pork chop sandwiches ! Also, meat probe — I have one. Ladies? Talking Wireless Grill Thermometer Helps Cook Steak [ohgizmo]

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Talking Grill Thermometer Talks, Temperatures

Ruhlman : When I make pizza for the family, one of the pies goes on a stone but the other goes on a regular baking sheet. And guess what–it’s just as good! Want to try a fun method? Bake it on an inverted cast iron pan! That works great, too! (The other 871,246 uses are things you can cook in cast iron right-side-up.)

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Cast iron pan use #871,247: Making pizza