Looks cool. Get it? Refrigerator joke! Anyway, this is Yuriy Dmitriev’s conceptual fridge of the future . OMG it’s made out of Slimer. So, what is that stuff? The Electrolux blog — which lists Dmitriev’s concept as one of 25 semifinalists for this year’s Electrolux Design Lab contest — describes it as a “biopolymer gel,” or more specifically a “non-sticky, odorless gel.” You simply plunge whatever you want to keep fresh into the mass of your Bio Robot fridge and it’ll stay where you left it until you come back. I, for one, am all for it (minus the name). And not just because I want to mush my penis in there and pretend I’m makin’ love to the Ice Queen, but you know I’m gonna. And she better not burn my hotdog the way she does the ice cream. Hit the jump for one more shot explaining the thing.

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But It Looks So Cool!: The Fridge Of The Future, Today Tomorrow Probably Never

The ThermaHelm motorcycle helmet keeps your brain on ice in the event of an accident . That’s important because if you’ll recall those anti-drug commercials from yesteryear: a cooked egg brain is no good. Except with buttered toast. I say throw a halved grapefruit into the mix and I’m….damnit, stay focused, GW. The ThermaHelm is a carbon-fiber lid with two lightweight chemical packs — one water, the other ammonium nitrate — built into the lining of the helmet. In the event of impact, the contents of the two packs mix together, triggering a cooling reaction. The $490 invention will be launched in the UK in May this year, and they are already developing a more sophisticated version which, at $815, will include a video camera, GPS and Bluetooth. Well I don’t know about you, but there’s no price too high to pay for my heath. Unless insurance won’t cover it, in which case, I want you to pull the plug. I’m not waking up to a million dollar medical bill. I’d rather go bang dinos in space heaven. ThermaHelm ice pack helmet saves lives and frozen peas [dvice]

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Ya Best Protect Ya Neck Brain, Or At Least Keep It Cold After A Motorcycle Accident

Yes I would. I would cut that cake with a knife and eat it with a fork OR WHATEVER UTENSIL IS AROUND. And if there aren’t any I would just use my hand like a neanderthal BECAUSE I AM A SUCKER FOR ICE CREAM CAKE, OKAY? Now I know most of you guys don’t like Twilight because it sucks so hard , but a lot of chicks really eat this teenage vampire shit up. Not getting any chicks? USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. I’m talking fang implants, bro. Cake of the Day: Needs more sprinkles. [dailywhat] Thanks to pstone, who doesn’t do vampires but did date a halfling.

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I Don’t Care What You Say, I Would Eat It