This is a giant triforce sculpture carved out of the side of a mountain snow (I just looked for the first time). It was created by the two beer-swigging goons in the picture, both of whom look suspiciously like guys I went to high school with that made fun of me for playing Magic: The Gathering during lunch. A couple things: 1. why is there shit on the ground under the triforce and 2. does it belong to the leprechaun hiding in the streetlamp in the background? Hoho, thought I wouldn’t recognize you, did you, little green man?! Too bad I memorized THE AMATEUR SKETCH ! *cocking bb gun* Don’t make me rent a backhoe. Legend of Zelda Triforce Snow Sculpture For Your Winters [obviouswinner] Thanks to Terry, who’s not only eaten yellow snow, but white snow with a brown dog surprise inside . Haha, now you probably have worms!

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Where’s Zelda?: Giant Triforce Snow Sculpture

Japanese cooling foam : it may look like dried shaving cream, but it’s not. It’s cooling foam. It makes you feel cold . Also: telling someone you don’t love them. *shivers* Mmmm — plus it’s cheaper. * admiring new dime-sized nips* Products such as these are not new, but we have seen a boom in demand for them this summer with the idea of “setsuden” (energy saving) becoming more imminent in Japanese people’s everyday lives. Products such as “Hokkyoku Monogatari” (directly translated: Tales of the North Pole) offer a whole new method of cooling down in an interesting way. Not only are they convenient, they can be transformed into anything, ranging from a icy wristwatch to graffiti sprayed onto one’s body. The blue foam feels like a giant ball of confetti and as they squeeze it, the air bubbles expand and then “pop,” releasing a refreshing breeze of cool air. Now, I already know the question on everybody’s mind: but is it edible? Thankfully they sent me a can, so here goes nothing! *PSSSHHHHHHH* Not bad. I’m kidding, I’m kidding! *peels off label* Look — I just took the label off a cooling foam and stuck it on a can of spray cheese! “Yeaaaaah, that says ant and roach killer.” Oh shishi. Hit the jump for a video demo if you’re into that (I am sooooooo into that).

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Beating The Heat (Oooooor Shaking A Can): Japanese Aerosol Cooling Foam

Chunky, just the way I like it! I don’t know about you, but I like my breast milk the way nature intended: with a ton of chocolate syrup and a bendy straw. But now an English ice cream parlor is making (you guessed it) ice cream out of the stuff. I’ll, uh, just stick to the fish n’ chips. The dessert, called Baby Gaga, is churned with donations from London mother Victoria Hiley, and served with a rusk and an optional shot of Calpol or Bonjela. Mrs Hiley, 35, said if adults realised how tasty breast milk was more new mothers would be encouraged to breastfeed. Each serving of Baby Gaga at Icecreamists costs 14 [~$22.50] Mrs Hiley’s donation was expressed on site and pasteurised before being churned with Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest. …14 other women had come forward to offer their services. Health checks for the lactating women were the same used by hospitals to screen blood donors. Baby Gaga, very clever. Sike! But seriously, I actually used to date a girl whose breast milk came out of the nip as ice cream . What was her name again? Oh right, THE ICE QUEEN. Made one hell of a banana split. Hit the jump for the BBC News report that’s sure to have you saying, “I scream, you scream, we all scream for HOLY SHIT DID THAT REALLY JUST COME OUT OF A TITTY?!”

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Straight From The Witch’s Tit: Breast Milk Ice Cream

This is a video of bubbles being blown and freezing in mid-air. You can actually see the ice crystals starting to form as the bubbles drift around. Mother nature you be trippin’ me out, gurl! After some trial and error, a solution of dish soap, sugar, and water was found to create bubbles that would freeze before hitting the ground. With air temperatures outside around 33 below zero, and winds at nearly hurricane force, the “experiment” was attempted in several different sheltered locations at the Sherman Adams State Park Building where temperatures were a few degrees warmer. One of the locations was warm enough that one could actually see the bubbles crystallizing, while the second location was several degrees colder, and the bubbles froze almost immediately. -33 BELOW ZERO? I’m not gonna lie, that’s waaaay too cold for me. Also, anything below 55. You laugh now but just wait until your balls freeze to your leg. I tore them off like a band-aid — there was a casualty. o-> -< . Hit the jump for the bubble-freezin' in action.

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It’s Colder Than A Witch’s Nips Out Here!: Blown Bubbles Freezing In Mid-Air

This is a video from Pittsburgh earlier this week of a bunch of people who refused to stay inside and enjoy a nice cozy fire and instead decided to plow their cars down an icy hill and smash the shit out of everything in sight and nearly die. Smart! The best performances are the Suburban at the very beginning and the car immediately after, which you’ll just have to see to believe. Hit it, Ms. Underwood! ? Jesus, take the wheel! Take it from my hands Cause I can’t do this on my own I’m letting go So give me one more chance To save me from this road I’m on Jesus, take the wheel! ? Both hands, Jesus, BOTH HANDS! What in the — ARE YOU TEXTING GOD?! Hit the jump for two versions of the video (the non-Youtube one has better quality).

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Learn When To Stay In: Cars Fly Down Icy Hill

Note: Video that you may have already seen is after the jump. Seen here looking colder than an Antarctic witch’s nips, Youtube user samantha683 prepares to throw a cupful of boiling water into the -30C (-22F) air and show you what happens. SPOILER: she accidentally hits the cameraman and melts his face off. No, no she doesn’t. The water just instantly turns to dust. Not real dust though because real dust is mostly dead skin cells and fly @$$holes — it just looks like dust. And you know what else looks like dust? Nothing, it’s pretty unique. Belly button lint isn’t though, which is how I managed to pack my navel with dingleberries and convince my girlfriend to pick them out. Hit the jump and watch the magic in action.

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Ashes To Ashes, Hot Water To…Dust?

OMG, Michelin Man joined the navy. I really hope the hat and collar came from an old Halloween costume because otherwise somebody spent waaaaaaaay too much time on their snowman . Me? I’ve decided not to build one this year. And not just because I moved from D.C. to LA it’s gonna be 75-degrees all week, but it is so SUCK IT, Washington — IN YOUR ROSY-RED, FROSTBITTEN FACE! Stay Puft Snow Man [uberreview] Thanks to Tony, who forgot he’d packed his snowballs with gravel before pelting the mailman. I’m, uh, pretty sure that’s a federal crime.

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The Stay Puft Marshmallow Snowman

I dunno, that looks less like a street and more like stepping in a bunch of penguin shit just waiting to happen. Cute ‘lil fellas though. Anyway, Google Street Views of Antarctica : it’s happened. Next up: the moon . I get to drive the rover! ” But GW — haven’t you been drinking?” OF COURSE I’VE BEEN DRINKING THAT’S WHEN I DO MY BEST CARTOGRAPHY. “Uh, then why’s this map say Australfrica?” SHUT UP I KNOW MY STATES, OKAY?! Antarctica on Google Street View (have a look around!) Thanks to Phil, who once took a vacation to Antarctica and can verify the mermaids that live there have ice-cold nipples.

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Google Street View: Now With More Antarctica

So I’m in Manhattan Beach waiting for some wine and cheese festival to begin (because I’m classy as shit free booze) and thought to myself, “self, you should really go the closest bar and write Geekologie articles until the wine starts flowing. You know, get a head start on the festivities.” BOOM — here I am! Popsicle handguns: they teach kids about gun safety. In 2003, Florian Jenett and Valentin Beinroth placed about 50 handgun replicas in downtown Frankfurt. The guns were made from tinted ice, making them look real at first sight. In 2009 they did a new edition of their Freeze! project but made the guns eatable by using coke, licorice, cherry and food coloring. I can hear the soccer moms screaming in outrage even as I type this. It’s like music to my ears . That said, you really shouldn’t encourage children to put gun-shaped objects in their mouths. Paint chips and LEGO blocks, sure, but guns? Not cool . Also not cool: this beer I’ve been drinking. Shit’s hotter than demon urine. OMG — I picked up somebody’s leftover . I was wondering why there was a napkin in the glass! Hit the jump for three more incredibly sensual shots, including a chick that looks like that chick that pretended to be a dude in that one movie.

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Pull The Trigger, DO IT!: Popsicle Handguns

Did you know they make watermelon chillers? So did I, they’re called sytrofoam coolers filled with ice. But if you insist on being fancy-pants you can drop $230 on this thing. What is this thing? PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR ASS BLOWN AWAY ! (leaving your b-hole standing there confused why his cover just disappeared) Roundly it cools every as for “the cartridge” spring summer Siyuutou, according to season it warms with when OK. With outdoor furthermore showing the feature! As for the day when the summer is hot every in inserting the watermelon “the cartridge” roundly, in the sea bathing GO! Because it is cigar socket correspondence, in the car the [hi] it is to the core doing. And, in cold season as a warm warehouse warehouse large participation! If the can coffee and the tea, the meat [ma] and so on it is in you insert “the cartridge”, warm way it is possible with anytime to receive tastily. And, it can receive the new rice tastily by the fact that also the United States cools at fixed temperature. I have no idea WTF “the cartridge” is, but I want one. It sounds the lovechild of an Allspark and Arc Reactor. And with that kind of power– MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! — the world will be ours. Well technically mine, but I will make you a slave. Product Site via This Is the Watermelon Cooler You Were Looking For [wachovia] Thanks to fffffffffffffffffffffff, who cools watermelons the old fashioned way: liquid nitrogen. Ever shattered a tooth on a melon before? You will.

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Dammit, Why Didn’t I Think Of That?: Futuristic Japanese Watermelon Coolers — On Wheels