You Washed My Unmentionables While You Were Frozen! Han Solo In Carbonite Soap

Every wanted to rub a frozen Han Solo between your breasts/buttcheeks while you were showering and get clean at the same time? I’m with you — I don’t even care about the cleanliness aspect . And for $6.50 you can do whatever you want to with him! Each soap is hand detailed for greater clarity with matte and metallic pigments. These are made one at a time, with A LOT of love. COOLEST SOAP EVER!! #fact 100% Fragrance-free and ultra gentle on skin. Made with pure olive oil, shea butter and aloe vera. Count me in! I just ordered a bar and I plan on convincing a friend it’s chocolate . Oh man, can you imagine the look on his face when he bites in and finds out it’s actually soap?! The look of losing a friend. One more shot and a link to the product page after the jump.

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You Washed My Unmentionables While You Were Frozen! Han Solo In Carbonite Soap

*PEW PEW* All Clean!: Soap Weaponry

Remember the chocolate weaponry we featured awhile ago? Well now the same company is manufacturing weapon soap. Probably from the same molds as the chocolate . I’d still wash my mouth out with it. Also, b-hole. Don’t act like you’ve never lost one of those little seashell soaps up there! The company currently sells handgun, grenade and brass knuckle models and prices range from $10 to $35, with giftsets coming beautifully packaged in authentic gun cases. Wow, can I sell products or what? And by products I mean drugs. Meet me in the frozen food aisle. Hit the jump for a smattering of the offerings and another link to the product site.

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Solar Shower Provides Hot Water In 2 Hours

The $200 Solar Power Shower can heat up to 8 liters of water to 140 Fahrenheit in as little as two hours, provided it’s outside in the sun and not in your basement . It’s a lot more sophisticated than a simple camping solar shower, because this one mixes that 140 water with cool water from the garden hose, giving you plenty of toasty warm water at just the right temperature. Impressive, but I don’t really have a need for a solar powered shower. I do, however, have a need for that chick in the picture. Seriously, I’m getting hungry. HIYO! Solar Shower heats water in two hours [dvice]

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Solar Shower Provides Hot Water In 2 Hours

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