Note: Video is after the jump because I’m a firm believer in never-nudity. This is a video of a fit looking mom playing the Rock Band drums butt-ass naked in front of her children . Now I’m not saying I’m gonna befriend these kids so I can come over and join the band, but they better keep a fridge full of Sunny-D. Hit it for 17-seconds of not your mom.

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Now That’s Just Good Parenting: Playing Rock Band Butt-Ass Naked In Front Of Your Kids

This is a little gallery of children’s drawings copied and painted realistically by Dave Devries as part of a project called Monster Engine. What’s Monster Engine? The opposite of an angel caboose, silly! Eleven years ago Dave Devries started the Monster Engine project with one single question: What would a child’s drawing look like if it were painted realistically? The process is simple. I project a child’s drawing with an opaque projector, faithfully tracing each line. Applying a combination of logic and instinct, I then paint the image as realistically as I can. My medium is mixed–primarily acrylic, airbrush, and colored pencil. Dave admittedly does a great job, but I’m still convinced most of these kids are, or will soon be, serial killers. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been known to crush a box of Count Chocula in my day, but — you see where this is going? I hate myself already. Hit the jump for a whole bunch more.

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Future Serial Killers: Kids’ Drawings Painted Realistically

Dinosaur metal: arguably the best thing to come out of music since the skin flute . Toot toot tootle toot! Hevisaurus was a band made up of members from legendary band Dio and Sonata Arctica. Their goal was to recrod heavy metal for children. After an intense brainstorming session, someone thought of buying a bunch of dinosaur suits and the idea stuck. The music itself is in Finnish, but the lyrics usually deal with popular children’s stories and, you know, dinosaurs. Because that’s the heart of metal. There’s a worthwhile video of a Hevisaurus concert after the jump, and I’ve gotta admit: I rocked out with my dino-loving peener lighter out. Damn yeah I set the couch on fire! And as soon as I finish this I’m calling the fire department. Hit it for the concert video.

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(Awesome) New Music Genre: Kid’s Dino Metal

cute as a button. And, if little Link here isn’t your cup of red potion, there’s a bonus V walking around in the background. So, yeah, a little something for everyone. Provided everyone is into Zelda and/or ‘V for Vendetta’. Which, I think it’s safe to say, you all are. Aren’t you? *motioning at gun which may, in fact, be a Snickers* I said, “AREN’T YOU?” Damn yeah you are. Bitches. Cute-splosion: Zelda Link Costume [greatwhitesnark] Thanks to Kyla and evolutionary robots can suck my balls, who — I couldn’t have said it better myself.

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Precious: The Cutest Lil Link You Ever Did See

Apparently these costumes have been around for a while now but I didn’t know because I don’t have any business shopping for Darth Vader baby get-ups (I just sign the child support checks). But Geekologie Reader Tengku Edzuan decided to take a different approach to child rearing and bought this costume for his son. That’s him there. Cute, huh? BUT DON’T EVEN THINK FOR A SECOND HE’S NOT ALL DARK SITH LORD , because he 100% is. I heard one time he caught a stuffed animal eying his binky and Force choke-slammed that sucker into a pile of alphabet blocks. Brutal! Barf Vader [edzuantengku] and Product Site

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Force Choke (And Spit Up): Baby Vaders

Let’s face it: kids were born to make your life a living hell and wreak havoc on your house and mental health whenever possible (note: this is all speculation, I don’t actually have any kids. ANYMORE — they’re all growed up!). So why not minimize the damage the little imps can do to your kitchen with a $10 Gyro Toddler Food Bowl? “No matter which way the handles of this bowl are turned, the food in the middle stays upright.” Awesome. Wait — is that caramel corn? TODDLERS DON’T EAT CARAMEL CORN? What are you, trying to kill the little bastard? Cause you know they fetch a pretty penny on the black market. I mean, I’VE HEARD. Firsthand (meet me behind the Dollar General). Gyro bowl makes it harder for kids to make a mess [dvice]

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Gyro Kid’s Bowl Makes Spilling More Difficult

Melissa Catherine Smith-Means (she is too!), 37, of Gaylesville, Alabama, was arrested for child abuse after dragging her unisex child through a Verizon Wireless store using a kiddy- leash . As punishment, Melissa is going to be leashed and dragged down every aisle of a Best Buy. Just sayin’ — it’s Alabama, folks, they do things differently. Like talk and guns. I’ve lived there, I know . Woman Drags Child Through Verizon Store [techeblog] Thanks to trishna87 and gypsyking, who don’t drag anything but their feet. Seriously, stop being so lazy you two.

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You’re Doing It Wrong!: Woman Dragging Leashed Child Through A Verizon Store

This is a cute Yoshi nursery made by Flickr user meadblog for his first little bundle of pain joy. And, according to a recent study conducted by yours truly, raising your child in a video game -themed nursery helps the youngster develop better hand eye coordination and ability to pwn others in the future. Isn’t that right, little Geekologie Jr.? “pew pew!” Awh, that’s my boy! Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to his Flickr gallery, with has a ton of work-in-progress pictures.

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She Laid An Egg!: A Cute Yoshi Nursery

I can honestly say I’m surprised the numbers for renaissance artists aren’t even lower . Because one time when I was substitute teaching for a class of fourth graders I asked who sculpted David and the only response was from a girl who asked if that was the one with the penis. I said yes and then they all started chanting I was gay. Ninja Turtles [xkcd] Thanks Andrew, who once cowabunga’ed two chicks at once in the Party Wagon.

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Not Surprised: Ninja Turtle Notoriety Charts