These are two ultra-realistic Beavis and Butthead busts created by makeup effects artist Kevin Kirkpatrick. As you can see, they’re even more terrifying than in cartoon form. Definitely NOT the kind of kids you running around in your neighborhood. Actually, I don’t want ANY kids running around my neighborhood, which is why I’ve been looking to buy in a retirement community. “You just want to drive a go-cart.” A man can dream! Hit the jump for a bunch of closeups, but SPOILER: realistic acne.

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Terrifying: Ultra-Realistic Beavis & Butthead Busts

No, I don’t wanna wrestle. This is a rendering of a “lifelike” Professor Zoidberg created by artist Jared Krichevsky. If the professor would actually look like this in real life is anybody’s guess, but you back over him with my truck and I’ll start melting butter in the bathtub just in case. Now — get your hand in here. Ready? One, two, three, BREAK! Jared’s Website (with an ultra high-res version and a bunch more of his art) via The Real Zoidberg [reddit] and Futurama Fanarama: Realistic, Monstrous Zoidberg [comedycentral] Thanks to Amy and Dominic, who agree we’re just a an anthropomorphic cow away from the steak and lobster OF A LIFETIME.

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What Professor Zoidberg Would Look Like In Real Life

No, I don’t wanna wrestle. This is a rendering of a “lifelike” Doctor Zoidberg created by artist Jared Krichevsky. If the doctor would actually look like this in real life is anybody’s guess, but you back over him with my truck and I’ll start melting butter in the bathtub just in case. Now — get your hand in here. Ready? One, two, three, BREAK! Jared’s Website (with an ultra high-res version and a bunch more of his art) via The Real Zoidberg [reddit] and Futurama Fanarama: Realistic, Monstrous Zoidberg [comedycentral] Thanks to Amy and Dominic, who agree we’re just a an anthropomorphic cow away from the steak and lobster OF A LIFETIME.

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What Doctor Zoidberg Would Look Like In Real Life

This is a video “sneak peek” of the new Nickelodeon TMNT cartoon . I put sneak peek in quotations because 1. it’s pretty shitty and 2. I didn’t want you to think it was a sneak pee , which is what I do in the alleyway between bars . Also, sometimes in my sleep which is actually more of an ultra-stealth pee than a sneaky one because I don”t even notice until I wake up. And then blame my girlfriend. You know I can’t have chocolate milk so late at night! Hit the jump for a twenty-seconds of meh.

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‘Sneak Peek’ Of New Ninja Turtles Cartoon

So apparently ? Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nickelodeon ? is rolling out a new TMNT cartoon next year and this is the first look of the re-imagined turtles. As you can see, they have some of the stupidest-looking anime eyes I’ve ever seen. And that’s saying a lot, because one time in middle school I cut my eye with the cover of a comic (I read dangerous as shit!) and had to wear an eyepatch that a friend convinced me to let him draw an anime eyeball on. Only thing is, I never actually bothered checking his handiwork and he opted for a ballsack instead . Talk about a terrible lookin’ eye! The kids on the playground would yell Captain Teabag and threw rocks at me! First Look: The New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ on Nickelodeon [slashfilm] Thanks to Sam the Slammer and Dottie, who like to crawl around in the sewers at night and play ninja turtles. ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME?! THAT’S DISGUSTING!

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First Peep At Nickelodeon’s New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

This is a Castle Grayskull igloo built in Brooklyn, NY by artist Kilroy III and some of his friends. As you can see, it’s pretty f***ing awesome. Well, provided you can get past how it looks like it was designed to fit 400 of Frosty’s wieners in its mouth. Other than that though, totally sweet. Hit the jump for several more shots of Castle Graygloo and its glowing mouth in the dark.

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Brrrrrrr, It’s Colder Than Skeletor’s Nips In Here!: Castle Graygloo Built In New York

Relax, they’re bad guys, bro . They work for Bowser . They’re not even worth burying. God, if I beat myself up every time I stomped an enemy I’d be in the ICU all the f***ing time. And not just because I like the pudding, but I did contact the food distributor and they won’t sell to individuals. Long story short: I want you to stab me with this ninja sword. But only deep enough so they keep me over the weekend. Oh shit, wait — help me install my catheter first. Huh? What’s it look like — it’s a McDonald’s straw. Now on the count of three I want you to jab it in my penis like a Capri Sun. Mario [maneggs] via Mario Cartoon [thedailywh.at] Thanks to Allo and Kake, who would have dug up that goomba and stolen his wallet. Damn — ya’ll cold!

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Awh — Don’t Be So Hard On Yourself, Mario

Note: Video is after the jump because they’re probably gonna remove it for copyright violation but hey — at least there’s a picture on the front page so you can make-believe what happens. This is a cute cartoon made by a Russian beer-chip manufacturer or something. It features one of the warriors from Contra battling it out in a game of Tetris . Now I don’t want to ruin it for you, but there’s a surprise ending. It makes your computer explode with candy. Kidding, dreams really don’t come true. Hit it for the video.

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There Can Be Only One: Contra Vs. Tetris

Here are a couple video previews of the upcoming Halo Legends anime series due out later this fall. I thought they looked okay. I mean, it’s no Cowboy Bebop , but then again, THERE’S NO DOG NAMED EINSTEIN (I’m partial to dogs named Einstein, you see. Especially scruffy ones!). So yeah, what do you guys think? Excited? Indifferent? Would you rather watch paint dry? Or would you rather watch me eat lead-based paint chips? CAUSE I WOULD DO THAT FOR YOU! Hit the jump for another one, which is mostly horn-tooting for the people who made it.

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Looks Promising: Halo Anime Series Preview

I can honestly say I’m surprised the numbers for renaissance artists aren’t even lower . Because one time when I was substitute teaching for a class of fourth graders I asked who sculpted David and the only response was from a girl who asked if that was the one with the penis. I said yes and then they all started chanting I was gay. Ninja Turtles [xkcd] Thanks Andrew, who once cowabunga’ed two chicks at once in the Party Wagon.

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Not Surprised: Ninja Turtle Notoriety Charts