This is a video of a kid’s mom refusing to buy him more Pokemon cards at Toys R Us, and the kid losing his Pokemind in the middle of the store. At first I thought it was fake because why would you be film yourself talking at the checkout of a toy store , then I realized the kid had already started his downward spiral into hysteria BEFORE the film started rolling. Now I’m not saying if I were that kid’s mother I’d have breasts I would’ve made him walk home, because that’s how you get your kids abducted. No, I would have tied a rope around his waist and made him tow the car home. That way I could keep an eye on him. *tapping head* Always thinking, this one. Hit the jump for the wrap it up public service announcement.

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Pokemon Card Freakout At Toys R Us, Kid Throws Snorlax-Sized Hissy Fit

Microcameras really change the security landscape. Case in point: a casino-cheating gang used a microcamera to capture footage of a baccarat deck as it was being riffled during the player-cut, and then got cues from an off-site analyst who ran the video in slow motion to get the deck-order. After a few hands, the cutter left the floor and entered a bathroom stall, where he most likely passed the camera to a confederate in an adjoining stall. The runner carried the camera to a gaming analyst in a nearby hotel room, where the analyst transferred the video to a computer, watching it in slow motion to determine the order of the cards. Not quite half an hour had passed since the cut. Baccarat play averages less than six cards a minute, so there were still at least 160 cards left to play through. Back at the table, other members of the gang were delaying the action, glancing at their cellphones and waiting for the analyst to send them the card order. The gang had just walked away from Macau, the largest gambling city on Earth, with millions. They took $100,000 from the Bicycle casino in Los Angeles only weeks after the Las Vegas run. The Cutters scam did not require marking or switching cards, so casinos card scans and tracking software was irrelevant. Security consultants say that the gang numbers about 70. (With so many players, facial analytic software is easy to beat.) Spy vs. Spy: Casinos Can’t See The Cameras Hidden Up Gamblers’ Sleeves ( via Scheneir ) ( Image: Baccara Palette , Wikimedia/Roland Scheicher — public domain )

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Microcameras versus casinos

Note: Full-res version HERE in case you ubernerds want to complain about the value of the cards she cut up instead of just yelling ‘I’D DO HER!’ in the comments and calling it a day like a normal pervert. This is a chick wearing a dress (and armor!) made entirely out of Pokemon cards (no word if she’s wearing a Pokebra or not). That’s pretty much all I’ve got. I think she’s supposed to be a gladiator or something. I dunno, if it were her vs. two lions I’d put all my money on the lions. Literally — like stacking things on cats! You think I’m afraid of lions? I’m not afraid of lions. Lions are afraid of me . “Yeah, but only because you told them you’re the one that killed Simba’s dad.” WTF BRO — givin’ away my trade-secrets?! Not coo. Chomiji’s Flickr via Girl dressed up in armor made of Pokmon Cards [albotas]

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These Ctrl + Z cards let a computer savvy recipient know you wish you could undo a particular operation. Probably not a bra strap either, although you’re welcome to try. Just don’t come crying to me when you get your face Ctrl + P’d with an open palm. Kidding, I’m here for you. Yesterday. I’m here for you yesterday . Call me when you invent a time machine. The ultimate “I’m sorry” card? Yes! [myextralife] Thanks to Lisa, who sends anthrax-laced delete cards.

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I Apologize To No Computer! Ctrl + Z Cards

Meat Cards are business cards with your info burnt into them using a 150 watt CO2 laser. They are far superior to card stock for obvious reasons (read: meat and lasers). Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS . Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards. Mmmm, meat and lasers: definitely two of the finest ingredients on earth. PEW PEW, NOM NOM! Now, blast me in the eye with your laser pointer right as I swallow. What? Don’t judge me. Meatcards Thanks to Chloe and Julian for eating all my cards. No, really, thanks a lot guys.

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