This is a picture of someone who’s been vacuum -packed. Sounds freaky deaky , I know. And that’s because it is freaky deaky . Apparently people like the way it feels. See? Those frozen chicken cutlets don’t have it so bad after all! There’s a video of a human vacuum-packing in action after the jump, and I’ve got to admit: I wouldn’t mind trying it. On you. Tell me, how do you feel about getting dumped in a river afterward? Hit the jump for one more shot, a video of the WTF’ery, as well as a NSFW link (some see-through) to Kink Engineering with even more ZOMGOODNESS.

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I’m Not Surprised (But Still Deeply Disturbed): A "Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite" Fetish

Every wanted to rub a frozen Han Solo between your breasts/buttcheeks while you were showering and get clean at the same time? I’m with you — I don’t even care about the cleanliness aspect . And for $6.50 you can do whatever you want to with him! Each soap is hand detailed for greater clarity with matte and metallic pigments. These are made one at a time, with A LOT of love. COOLEST SOAP EVER!! #fact 100% Fragrance-free and ultra gentle on skin. Made with pure olive oil, shea butter and aloe vera. Count me in! I just ordered a bar and I plan on convincing a friend it’s chocolate . Oh man, can you imagine the look on his face when he bites in and finds out it’s actually soap?! The look of losing a friend. One more shot and a link to the product page after the jump.

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You Washed My Unmentionables While You Were Frozen! Han Solo In Carbonite Soap