DO NOT LIKE: Terminator-800 LEGO Bust

Terminators are some of the scariest kind of robots. They shape shift , can look like humans , and are hard as hell to kill. That’s way no bueno. Plus there’s a bunch of them. Can you imagine if the future had regularly sent back more than one? We’d be long gone! You’d be beating one in the face with a shovel when another one sneaks up from behind and HELLO! — you’re getting violated. Thanks but no thanks, T, that’s for my lover and family physician only! Anyway, this is a LEGO Terminator bust (different from this one ) designed and built by Martin Latta . From a LEGO-building standpoint, it’s amazing. From an oh God please don’t kill me standpoint I just soiled myself and punched through my computer monitor. Thank goodness I’ve memorized how to use my computer without looking! Open > iTunes > Play ‘Jurassic Park soundtrack’. http://www.google.com “dinosaur erotica”. Wait — am I back in the right window? Hit the jump for several more shots, including some with his eyes lit up. Yipes!

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DO NOT LIKE: Terminator-800 LEGO Bust

F For Effort: How Not To Cheat On Homework

Some moron went and tried to Yahoo Answer his way to a B- on a homework assignment but failed(!) miserably when his professor found his question posted. You can tell the kid’s a a moron because 1. he has a robotic typewriter for an avatar and 2. Yahoo Answers is the worst place to post a legitimate question unless you want it answered by some other halfwit caps-locking, “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!” Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I boned your mom. Busted of the Day [thedailywh.at]

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How To: Catch A Ton Of Pigeons. Or, Why Is There So Much Bird $#!7 Right Here?

If you haven’t seen this yet it’s a video of some folks that were hired by the city of Barcelona to help remove pigeons from the city and thus reduce the flying rat’s fecal impact on buildings and landmarks. And this is how they do it: with some sort of magic net-gun , possibly similar to this thing . Whatever it is, one thing’s for certain: Spiderman seriously blew his chance to make a little extra pocket-money. Didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU, PETER PARKER?! *SCREEEECH!* Haha, is, uh, is this thing on? Hit it for a very short video of the other other grayish-white meat.

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Good Times, Great Rashes: Couple Busted Dry Humping By Google Street View Car

This is an English couple caught mid-dry coitus by a Google Street View car despite the fact they insist they were only kissing . Uh, I don’t know you do it across the pond, but that’s not how I kiss . Yes, yes it is too — my uncle taught me! The couple–Eddie Bateman and his girlfriend Hayley Moss–was understandably surprised to discover their first kiss on the internet, especially since it looks distinctly like a bit more than a kiss. Hayley’s take: “I couldn’t believe it, I wouldn’t admit to it being me at first, as I was worried it looked quite bad, as it looks more than it is, but it really was just a kiss.” Suuuure. Keep the lies coming, Hayley, but you know what they say: the proof of the pudding is in the tasting a picture’s worth a thousand words. And in your case those words are, “dude’s poppin’ an awkward boner” 200 times. Google Street View Captures Couple’s First Dry Hump [gizmodo] Thanks to Greg, who keeps his dry-humping behind closed doors. Hey, different strokes for different folks (I’m an exhibitionist).

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