Developers of the new Mortal Kombat have revealed the newest edition to the franchise will include difficult-to-execute ‘ x-ray ‘ moves, in which a character brutalizes another and the internal destruction is actually shown. *getting light-headed* What?! Like you’ve never seen a blogger write with a trashbag tied over his head! “It’s definitely the most brutal attack that we’ve ever had in a Mortal Kombat and it’s something that we’re very proud of,” lead designer John Edwards told IGN. “Not only from an artistic standpoint but from a gameplay standpoint.” “The first time we knew we were onto something big with X-ray Mode was at E3,” art director Steve Beran said. “I HAVE AN ORGASMIC REACTION EVERYTIME I SEE THE X-RAYS MOVES,” drowning69coil is happy to admit after watching the Mortal Kombat preview at YouTube. Whoa whoa whoa — orgasmic reaction?! I’m not saying this guy needs to be institutionalized for a unhealthy obsession with gore, but I am saying I bet he stays up at night beating off to CSI reruns. YOU’RE SICK AND YOU NEED TO GET BETTER, HOMEY. Hit the jump for a worthwhile video of the new moves and the develops talking about them.

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OMG — I Can See The Bone *Passes Out*: Mortal Kombat’s Brutal New ‘X-Ray Mode’

Finally, a sport manly enough for yours truly. Sorry guys, but I’m officially retiring from lava diving and shark rodeo. Now, which one of you handsome gents wants the honor of receiving my first highly-toxic pummeling? You in the front row — scrawny guy with the eyepatch. In the wheelchair. BRING IT, I WILL DESTROY YOU! Hit the jump for a bunch more shots, moderately graphic due to blood.

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