This is a sideways, butt-ass quality video of some bro trying to crush 22 beer cans in a row on his forehead. But not like, one hit and it’s crushed — oh no — this dumb bastard beats himself with them like he’s hammering a f***ing nail in concrete. He does do it though, but not before bloodying his head. It is an absolute MUST WATCH if you’re into bros hurting themselves. I give it 65 out of 200 IQ points. Hit the jump for the sixth year senior in training.

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You’re An Idiot: Dude Smashes 22 Beer Cans On Head

The BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt from ThinkGeek is a $20 tee with incorporated bottle opener . I assume BeerBot is supposed to be a copyright-free version of Bender , but I could be wrong. But you’re so handsome. Am I STILL wrong? Never been wronger, butterface! ThinkGeek Product Site via BeerBot Shirt Gets Your Bottles Open [uberreview] Thanks to sara, who knows the best way to drink beer is straight from the barley’s boobie. Wheat’s teat?

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