The Pancake Plate is an ever-so-slightly tilted plate with a reservoir at the bottom to collect all the syrup runoff from your flappyjacks . Unfortunately, a set of two costs $45, making it far more economical TO EAT F***ING WAFFLES . They have natural syrup reservoirs built into the design. It’s like, which would you rather eat ice cream out of: a bowl, or a stranger’s belly button? Exactly, always choose the naval . You never know, it might belong to a pretty lady! “I got a fat man.” Yeah well you also got lint in your beard. Product Site via I’ve Been Waiting All My Life for This Kind of Advancement in Pancake Plate Technology [gizmodo] Thanks to Clark, who eats breakfast the depressing way: in the car on the way to work.

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Pancake Plate With Integrated Syrup Reservoir

As you may well know, I haven’t read any of the Harry Potter books so I don’t know if pancakes are a staple at Hogwarts , but I kind of assume not BECAUSE PANCAKES ARE SOME MUGGLE-ASS SHIT. Real wizards and witches eat toad choads and lizard dicks or whatever. Also, since when has making pancakes been a “MAKE AND BAKE ACTIVITY”? Making pancakes isn’t a f***ing “activity”, it’s “something you do so you don’t go to work hungry”. What a waste of marketing dollars! That said, I’d kill for some Lord of the Ring brand breakfasts cereal. OMG — SOOOOOOOOO MANY RINGS! Pancake Wizard Of The Day [geeks.thedailywh.at] Thanks to Betsey, who knows the only truly magical breakfast is Quaker Oatmeal Dinosaur Eggs. I know, right — sometimes I do four packets at once!

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Licensing Mistakes: Harry Potter Pancakes

You see this 3-D T-rex constructed entirely out of pancakes ? It was made by Jim. Jim is the Picasso of pancakes . The Van Gogh of the griddle. The….dammit, I thought I had this . During our recent trip to New York we visited the Museum of Natural History. We got to see some really cool dinosaur skeletons. Allie thought they were pretty cool, so I thought I’d see if I could recreate one in pancake form. Jim runs a blog appropriately titled ‘ Jim’s Pancakes ‘ where he showcases all sorts of his pancake art including the 2-D dinosaur and unicorn I posted after the jump. Good job, Jim, only problem is: I’m a waffle guy. What? They hold more syrup! And syrup, despite sound logic, makes a terrible last-minute lube (this isn’t a toga, I’m stuck to my bedsheets). Hit the jump for more and another link to Jim’s blog (there’s even a pancake toilet with chocolate chip turds!).

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I’d Eat It (With Syrup): 3-D Dinosaur Pancakes

Note: I had to cut the image for length, see the full, high-res version HERE . Lower-res version after the jump. This is a picture of 209 Pokmon eggs as imagined by DeviantARTist PokePage . Now I don’t play Pokmon because my mom thinks it’s satanic and the devil already tries to tempt me enough with booze and loose womens, so it’s just better if I just stick to Dungeons & Dragons and Farmville. Which — I NEED FENCE POSTS @$$HOLES, WHO’S GOT ‘EM?! Hit the jump for the whole low-res poster.

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Gotta Crack ‘Em All!: Pokmon Eggs

Let’s not kid ourselves, we all know the best foods come on sticks. Case in point: bacon , corn dogs, chocolate covered bananas and popsicles. AND NOW WAFFLES ! Possibly made by the Bluth Company to compliment the Corn Baller, the Lolly Waffle Maker can cook four 9-inch wafflesicles every two minutes. Which, if I learned anything about solving word problems in math class, is well over 14 waffles an hour. Breakfast will never be the same again. And not just because you’re gonna be wearing butter and syrup on your shirt more often. No, eventually you’ll start experimenting with them in the bedroom and next thing you know — GAAAAHH!! — you’ve poked both your partner’s eyes out with a wafflesicle stick. Safety goggles. That’s the real lesson here. The Wafflesicle Maker Has Changed Breakfast Forever [gizmodo]

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Waffles. On Sticks: The Wafflesicle Machine