You played through that new Portal game yet? I haven’t, my therapist doesn’t want me playing any games with guns. “But it’s not even a real gun!” I know, that’s what I keep telling him (plus ‘hands off!’). That said, I did knock a portal from the bathroom into my bedroom closet so I don’t have to leave the warmth of a freshly taken shower to pick out pajamas. Also, the monsters that live in there like to watch while I shower. That or they just really love my singing. *pressing buttocks against shower door* ? Chocolate rain, hum dum dee-doo-dee dum dum dee-doo-dee yeah ? That one goes out to you in the back. Yes, with the big spike on your head — now stop touching me in my sleep. Hit the jump for 5-minutes of Portal cube trick shots (think beerpong trick shots but inside a video game and with way less drinking).

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5-Minutes Of Portal 2 Cube Trick Shots

You ever wanted to eat a PB&J out of R2’s head? Who hasn’t? And now you can thanks to this $11 lunchbox . Whoa,11?! You can’t even get a handjob candy bar for $11 anymore! There’s also Boba Fett and Darth Vader models (plus a ton of others) available if the little astromech droid isn’t doing it for you. He’s definitely doing it for me though. And by it I mean filming Leia while she changes. And no beep-booping — you blew our cover last time. Hit the jump for another shot of R2 and the other boxes.

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You’ll Never Have To Give Up Your Lunch Money Again: Sweet Star Wars Lunch Boxes