I bought a MacBook Air right when they came out but ended up breaking it over my knee after getting sick and tired of its weightlessness. My laptop needs some heft , dammit, I need to feel like I’m hauling some serious shit around (and not just 500GB of pr0n ). The solution? A laptop bag half-filled with cinderblocks. My God do I feel like a man now. Plus — PLUS — the computer itself is still light enough to perch on my knees when I’m on the john (like I am now). Anyway, *flushing* this is a video of some guy exploding a *spraying air-freshener* MacBook Air with M-1000’s. At first I thought the explosion * sniffing, spraying more air-freshener* would be disappointing, but it actually does a pretty good job. Since the release of the new second generation MacBook Air, there really is no use for the old one. So we put two M-1000 dynamite sticks we got from Chinatown inside of our newly obsolete Apple product. The results are quite explosive. Haha, I thought those were Chinatown M-1000’s! I could tell because legal ones can’t even blow the legs off insects. And not mutant ones either, I’m talking about regular-ass crickets. Also, I was lying about the whole owning a MacBook Air thing. I just said it to sound cool but having reread it I realize I sounded like a fart echoing off a hard plastic chair. Forgive me? Hit the jump for the explosive action.

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Blowing Up A MacBook Air With Fireworks

Seen in the top picture going for a four person sign -holding record (and proving there might actually be something to the whole “strength in numbers ” thing after all), the Westboro Baptist Church’s Comic-Con protest was met with some stiff opposition to say the least. Maybe God’s not on your side after all. The superheroes definitely aren’t! They’ve faced down humans time and time again, but Fred Phelps and his minions from the Westboro Baptist Church were not ready for the cosplay action that awaited them today at Comic-Con. After all, who can win against a counter protest that includes robots, magical anime girls, Trekkies, Jedi and…kittens? Unbeknownst to the dastardly fanatics of the Westboro Baptist Church, the good folks of San Diego’s Comic-Con were prepared for their arrival with their own special brand of superhuman counter protesting chanting “WHAT DO WE WANT” “GAY SEX” “WHEN DO WE WANT IT” “NOW!” while brandishing ironic (and some sincere) signs. Simply stated: The eclectic assembly of nerdom’s finest stood and delivered. Oh man, I love a good counter-protest. Reminds me of the time I saw some asshat out front of a McDonald’s picketing to bring the McRib back. I threw an empty bottle at him. MY SILENCE SPOKE VOLUMES. Hit the jump for a couple more shots of counter-protesters and a video interview.

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Westboro Baptist Church’s Comic-Con Protest Counter-Protested By Superhero Opposition

This is a video documenting the location and country responsible for all 2,053 known nuclear explosions between 1945-1998. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? If you answered, “Jesus, how are we all not dead ?” you are! You know the Ruskies were experimenting with blowing up the earth’s core and destroying the planet, right? Because I didn’t just make that up. It came to me in a dream. The same one where I had sex with a lava monster! Although the map and graphics are almost comically low-res, the minimalist presentation is so effective you can’t look away. Every explosion produces a musical chime, and every time a new nation goes nuclear, it gets a different note. We were particularly struck by the Cold War musical duel between the U.S. and U.S.S.R., as each responds to the other’s nuclear testing, resulting in a darkly impressive light show on the map. Neat idea. So neat I’ve been inspired to make a world map with the chronology of my sexual experiences from 1995-2010. Hold on to your hats, folks, you’re about to see some real fireworks! Idaho, 2004: looked at another man’s wiener while peeing. Hit it for the long-ass video (and a sped-up Youtube version), but feel free to skip around.

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Video Shows Location/Country Responsible For All Nuclear Explosions From 1948-1998