Like, for real day — it’s not Photoshopped , it’s all modeling . Which — I’m not gonna lie, those hands are really freaking me out. Reminds me of when I was a kid and used to take the arms off my G.I. Joe’s and swap them. We all did, amirite? Also, replace Sergeant Slaughter’s torso with Scarlett’s. HEY SERGEANT — NICE BEWBS! Haha, what do you mean, “drop and give you 20?” Push-ups or sit-ups? Cause I’ll do at least 30 sit-ups if you bend over and hold my feet. Just a heads up though — a boner: I’m gonna pop one. Possibly two. Picture [fozzybear] via Betty Boop in the real world [superpunch] Thanks to Dingo, who — drop the ‘g’ and you’ve got yourself a date!

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Real Life Retro: Betty Boop As Actual Person

Remember the animated gif from a couple weeks ago showing all the old Jokers ? Well here’s the Batman version. *fingers crossed for a Robin one next!* A guide: 1. Lewis Wilson (Batman, 1943) 2. Robert Lowery (Batman & Robin, 1949) 3. Adam West (Batman, 1966-1968) 4. Michael Keaton (Batman, Batman Returns, 1989 - 1992) 5. Kevin Conroy (Batman: The Animated Series, Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm, Justice League, Batman Beyond & Batman video game series 1992 - Current) 6. Val Kilmer (Batman Forever, 1995) 7. George Clooney (Batman & Robin, 1998) 8. Bruce Thomas (Batman Onstar Commercials, Birds Of Prey, 2000-2002) 9. Christian Bale (Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, 2005 - 2012) I’m not gonna lie, I think George Clooney was my favorite. Did I say favorite? I meant least favorite. Still mad handsome though. He’s got nothing on Don Draper, but still, if the man grew a handlebar mustache I’d ride it. *brring brring* That was me ringing the bell! Animated GIF of the Day [thedailywh.at]

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Batman Through The Years, Animated Gif

Note: Video is after the jump because they’re probably gonna remove it for copyright violation but hey — at least there’s a picture on the front page so you can make-believe what happens. This is a cute cartoon made by a Russian beer-chip manufacturer or something. It features one of the warriors from Contra battling it out in a game of Tetris . Now I don’t want to ruin it for you, but there’s a surprise ending. It makes your computer explode with candy. Kidding, dreams really don’t come true. Hit it for the video.

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There Can Be Only One: Contra Vs. Tetris

This is a little gallery of old photographs with pictures of superheroes Photohaxored in. I thought they were pretty neat, but perhaps you don’t. And maybe that’s the fundamental difference between you and I. Well, besides how handsome and smart you are. Did I say you? I meant me. It’s true, one time I looked in a mirror and it shattered itself because it was so jealous of my handsomosity (and word wizardry). I jest — I was so ugly I put my fist through it. REFLECT ON THAT, YOU STUPID MIRROR! Also, my hand bled and this nancy Edward begged to lick it but I wouldn’t let him. Just sayin’, I can be a lamb too . Hit the jump for three more, including a little Fidel action.

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I Like: Superheroes In Old War Photographs