This is a sideways, butt-ass quality video of some bro trying to crush 22 beer cans in a row on his forehead. But not like, one hit and it’s crushed — oh no — this dumb bastard beats himself with them like he’s hammering a f***ing nail in concrete. He does do it though, but not before bloodying his head. It is an absolute MUST WATCH if you’re into bros hurting themselves. I give it 65 out of 200 IQ points. Hit the jump for the sixth year senior in training.

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You’re An Idiot: Dude Smashes 22 Beer Cans On Head

The Photoblocker is a beer bucket from Norte beer that has a camera flash sensor that causes the bucket to fire its own flash , effectively ruining any photos taken in its direction. Because, as the company puts it, “what happens in the club, stays in the club.” Great news, really (I just puked in a stairwell). The device actually exists and works. It’s been planted in a few regional bars and photoblocked pictures were still uploaded with the subjects well protected. Savvy club owners would do well to look into ways of acquiring more like these…However, there doesn’t appear to be concrete plans to bring the device to North America. There are two videos of the bucket in action after the jump, which seem to encourage infidelity and promiscuous behavior, neither of which I can condone. That said, I would let somebody try to take a picture of me sitting in another dude’s lap just to see it work. Ready? Now pretend like we’re kissing! *click* It didn’t go off, did it? “Nope, waitress took the bucket to refill a couple minutes ago.” Sooooooooo…do we have to get married now or what? Hit the jump for the ads.

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Norte Photoblocker: The Beer Cooler That Prevents Unwanted Photos (But Not Pregnancies)

This is Geekologie Reader Owain’s killer robot Halloween costume. He’s particularly proud of it because he found a way to still drink while wearing a mask . Clever, Owain. I mean I’m still gonna kill you, but clever. Picture

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"How To Drink And Still Wear A Mask": Geekologie Reader’s Killer Robot Costume

You’re never gonna fly if you don’t spread your wings! Seen here mid-bellyflop, a beer thief prepares to shotgun two cases of Bud Light cans with his chest . HARDCORE, BRO! The incident happened around 6:37pm on Wednesday at the E-Z Food Store, located at 15 Acuff Road in Lake Wales Polk County Sheriff’s detectives said the suspect got out of the front passenger side of a black Chevy Lumina, with tinted windows and no tag, and walked into the store. The video then shows him running out of the store with two cases of Bud Light beer. The suspect tripped, fell, lost his pants and then dropped the beer. He then jumped into the backseat of a vehicle and fled the scene. First of all, if a tinted car with no tags pulls into my convenience store and parks idling by the exit I AM HITTING THE PANIC BUTTON. And, if they somehow do manage to breach my defenses, I keep a cyanide capsule in the register. Hit the jump for a video of the ‘we can always steal some from my parents’ liquor cabinet if we fill it back up with water’.

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Wear A Belt, Dummy!: Beer Thief Fail

If you’re like me you make gin in the bathtub . It does the trick, but more often than not you end up with a bottle with pubes and a washcloth in it. Plus it tastes like apricot facial scrub. Enter the $1,900 Synergy Home Beer Brewing System. It’s not your granpappy’s moonshine still! It offers no-nonsense looks thanks to professional TIG welded, 304 stainless steel construction, and features swiveling, lockable casters, an FDA-approved lower shelf for pumps and chillers, two 155,000 BTU propane burners with separate controls, a mash tun, hot liquor tank, and a boil kettle — all the tools you need to create pro-quality beer, conveniently placed on four wheels. Plus — PLUS — it looks like a meth lab so when your inlaws come to visit you can stay up the night before so you look all cracked out and when they get there mumble about “getting mixed up with the wrong group of people”. Then, in their daughter’s best interest, they’ll call the police on you. When the po-po arrive you can just explain it’s a beer-brewing kit and you were playing a trick on your inlaws because you hate their guts. After having a good laugh, the cops will notice a half-smoked joint in an ashtray and nail your ass to the wall. Unless you live here in LA, in which case THAT SHIT’S LEGAL AND YOU CAN FINISH IT ON THE COUCH WHILE THEY LET THEMSELVES OUT. Product Site (on Etsy!) via Synergy Home Beer Brewing System [uncrate] Thanks to Chris, who makes beer the old fashioned way: he doesn’t . He goes to 7-11, drops a six-pack of cans on the floor, and then asks the cashier if he can get some sort of scratch-and-dent discount.

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Finally!: A Professional Homebrew Beer Kit

Pfft, every bottle opener already has a built-in cap -collector — it’s called the floor . It’s pretty awesome. Plus it never misses unless something like a countertop dives in for the catch, in which case, who gives a shit — you just opened a beer. Chug and repeat! Hit the jump for one of the most erotic infomercials I’ve ever seen.

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The Bottle Opener/Cap Collector ALL IN ONE

Hrey whas this brutton do? Space beer , not to be confused with beer made with ingredients grown in space , is beer designed to be consumed in space by future space-tourists. Why does space deserve it’s own beer ? I dunno, but I’m getting pretty jealous about it! The reason why space-goers need their own beer is two-fold. First the carbonation in the beer poses a problem for those zero-G gulpers. Without the buoyancy force that the drink has on Earth, the carbon dioxide, which is dissolved in the beer, doesn’t form bubbles-and who wants to drink a flat beer? Second astronauts often face issues with a deadening of their taste buds. To overcome this tasting deficiency, the Australian company that made the brew decided it should be a stout, with the normal flavors enhanced. The brew was bottled in early September and is expected to make its inaugural flight in November, aboard a plane that flies in long parabolic arcs to create periods of weightlessness. The beer will be tested for its qualitative taste and drinkability (hopefully not by the pilot). The brew is a joint venture between Saber Astronautics Australia and 4-Pines Brewing Company, and, if all goes well, will even be available here on earth for you non-space cadets. But that’s not what I came to tell you about, I came to tell you about getting drunk in space. DON’T TALK SHIT TO ALIENS, THEY WILL BLOW UP EARTH. Next on Space Tourist Menu: Space Beer [cbsnews] Thanks to Fortune, who’s so rich he has a magazine named after him. Share the wealth, bro!

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Space Beer: For Out Of This World Drankin’

This is an animated gif of Leia handing a beer up to Luke after a long flight in his X-wing. I say after because I don’t care how much Force you can harness, your ass is gonna crash into an asteroid if you drink too many before getting behind the wheel stick. Isn’t that right, Admiral Ackbar ? “IT’S A TRAP!” Dammit, no, not everything has to be a trap, man. Now — how do I find out my bank account info, this Nigerian prince really needs my help. “IT’S A –” Not another word you fish-faced f***!! Is This the Best Star Wars GIF Ever? [unrealitymag] Thanks to Micropht, not as big as a regular pht, but it comes in handy when you’re trying to fly under the radar.

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Luke, I Am Your Beer Wench: The Definitive Star Wars Animated Gif

Note: HARdto read/ specialy aif youave been drinlinking, clkick EHRE fora brigger verison. This is a map depicting the United States of Beer . I’m not sure what it’s supposed to teach us , but I am listening intently with the hope of some free samples after class. Which, 100% true story: one time I had to give a peer-reviewed presentation about the wine industry for a marketing class in college and had the other students follow me out to my car afterward and handed out free bottles of Boones Farm. Solid C, baby! Theeeeeeeen I drank the 12 left over and ran through a plate-glass window. Oh sugar-snaps — a bonus ‘United States of Soft Drinks’ HERE for you underage kiddies! The United States of Beer [houstonpress] Thanks to Shenanigans and Amanda, who both agree the best beer in the U.S. is whichever one’s in your tummy gettin’ ya krunk!

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God Bless America: The United States Of Beer

I, for one, would not be disappointed if I found a Guinness truck at the end of a rainbow . Sure a pot of gold and a weensy green man (who you could sell to the circus) would be cool too, but I can always appreciate beer . Did I say appreciate? I meant chug until I pass out. Memories: why so hard to erase? Gloomy Day WIN! [failblog] Thanks to Shenanigans, who once tricked a friend into waiting for the school bus even though it was Saturday. Good one!

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Finally!: What Lies At The End Of A Rainbow