The BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt from ThinkGeek is a $20 tee with incorporated bottle opener . I assume BeerBot is supposed to be a copyright-free version of Bender , but I could be wrong. But you’re so handsome. Am I STILL wrong? Never been wronger, butterface! ThinkGeek Product Site via BeerBot Shirt Gets Your Bottles Open [uberreview] Thanks to sara, who knows the best way to drink beer is straight from the barley’s boobie. Wheat’s teat?

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I’ll Stab You: BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt

Now I know what you’re thinking, “PR2? I think I saw that in the theater — I hate sequels”. And that may be true, but I’m not referring to PR2 the fictitious movie sequel, I’m talkin’ bout the beer-fetching robot, yo . Great idea , right? No. Don’t come crying to me when your sixth beer’s poison! …this one can open beer bottles, and its object and face recognition allows it to differentiate brands of beer in the ‘fridge. It uses face detection to deliver it to the right person, and is adaptable to your particular refrigerator. I’d rather train a dog. I don’t even care if it’s an ugly dog. Ugly dogs need jobs too you know. Isn’t that right, Chloe? Kidding — you know you’re my beautiful baby girl! Except for that underbite. Now be a good girl and go make daddy a sandwich. … … …CHLOE!! WHY DOES THIS SANDWICH LOOK LIKE IT CAME OUT OF A CAN ?! Hit the jump for a video of the beer-bot in action.

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Don’t Try To Tempt Me!: Beer Fetching Robot