This is a designer shower head that was on display at Milan Design Week 2010 that looks like a deer’s face. Water comes out of it’s mouth and is perfect for the outdoorsy type and furries. But not me. I want a shower head that looks like a woman’s face. I also want to pour green food coloring in the hot-water heater so it look like she’s vomiting on me. What?! I don’t judge you for your fetish, Mr. Cuckoo Clock F***er! FREAK YOU’RE A FREAK! Okay maybe I do. You know, this post really took a turn for the worst about midway. Deer Stag Shower Head [ohgizmo] Thanks liquid tension, now pour this food coloring in yourself and let’s get this party started!

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The Outdoors, Indoors: A Stag Head Shower

Smell absorbing paint , affectionately known in the wall-covering industry as pigmented anti-toot film, absorbs odors yet remains shit-smell free. I swear, the future: we’re living in it. Dutch Boy Refresh eliminates these volatile compounds, but goes one step further by incorporating technology that actually absorbs existing odors in the room. That sounds like just the thing for bathrooms and kitchens, especially if you have smelly pets. Dutch Boy says the paint will lock the odors onto the surface of the paint, yet somehow the actual walls remain odor free. Seeing as they worked with Arm & Hammer to develop this, you can probably assume that baking soda is a key ingredient. You know who needs some Dutch Boy Refresh? Just about every gas station bathroom I’ve ever been in. Just don’t go covering up all the “for a good time call” numbers. I spent a lot of time on those. Paint that absorbs room odors, yet never smells bad [dvice]

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Well It’s About Time: Smell Absorbing Paint

This is an Admiral Ackbar toilet designed by artist Brendon Phillips (the man behind the Mega Man hoodie ). I don’t know about you, but I’d sit on it and do a crossword puzzle. Till my legs fell asleep. Then I’d try to stand and collapse on the bathroom floor, bringing a towel bar down with me. As I frantically mash the button to my Life Alert personal emergency response system and see my life flash before my eyes, I’ll wish I’d shat in Jar Jar’s mouth instead. Brendon’s deviantART Thanks to Brendon, who single-handedly manages to design all the products I’d actually want (now do a sex toy!).

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In A Bathroom Far, Far Away: Ackbar Toilet