This is a fake Zombie Attack Barbie designed by Sarah Anne Langton to encourage young girls to hone their undead survival skills. Because if there’s one thing that won’t save you from a zombie uprising, it’s just being pretty . As you can see, she comes with a beret, one-piece swimsuit (zombies are afraid of water ), pink camouflage bazooka, two dildos, a katana and…some sort of wooden fetish paddle. Zombies HATE being kinky. Also, garlic. “You’re thinking of vampires.” No, I’m thinking of taking a nap in my car at lunch, but nice try. Sarah’s Website via Zombie Attack Barbie [laughingsquid] Thanks to Mary, who played with one of these growing up and can now field-strip and reassemble an M-16 in under a minute.

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Protect The Dream House!: Zombie Attack Barbie

Barbie Video Girl is a new $50 doll with integrated video camera so girls can make movies of themselves playing in their bedrooms from Barbie’s point of view. This is going to end badly. You dun goofed, Mattel! The Barbie Video Girl Doll ($50, Mattel, for ages 6 and up) looks just like a regular Barbie, but a closer look reveals a camera in her pendant, and a postage-sized color screen on her back, peaking through her blouse. Powered by two AAA batteries (one in each leg), the doll can record up to 30 minutes of Webcam quality AVI video, with a three-button interface. You can watch your recordings on the doll’s screen, but with no sound. Or you can transfer them to your Macintosh or Windows computer by way of the included mini-U.S.B. cable. Granted I would have killed for a He-Man cam growing up so I could have filmed myself playing naked Master of the Universe, but you know what? So would’ve my uncle. Product Site via Lights, Camera, Barbie? [gadgetwise] Thanks to Kate, who sent me a stuffed dino with a camera in the eyes. Nice try, Kate, but I always blindfold him.

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Bad Ideas: Barbie Video Girl Has Integrated Video Camera