Dragan Stevic (who you can probably already tell is a badass because his name’s pronounced f***in’ DRAGON ), a wasted Serbian tourist (is there any other way to vacation?!) at Egypt’s Sharm el-Sheikh managed to take down a shark that had already killed one person and injured four others in the seaside tourist town by landing on it after drunkenly throwing himself off a high-dive. OMG — PLEASE tell me you teach classes in heroism! ” Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump . There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it”…”Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”… The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above). At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed. *tearing Harry Potter poster off wall* Sorry Hair, but somebody’s got a new favorite hero. Yeah, a real one. Plus his name rhymes with Dragon. Powers? He doesn’t need any, he just gets shitcanned all the time. *GW’s eyes turn into little hearts* Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs [mina] Thanks to clarazinet and derzulu, who both know the best way to dispatch a shark is a well-placed blow on the nose.

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Drunk Man Kills Shark By Jumping On Head

This is the video for Daft’s Punk’s first single, ‘Derezzed’, off the TRON: Legacy soundtrack. It’s pretty badass. The song too. Almost enough to make me forget Disney is behind the whole production. Almost . But like another famous mouse once told me, “Here I come to save the day!” Dammit — not you, Mighty. “Where a kid can be a kid?” Close enough, Chuck — TO THE BALL-PIT! Hit the jump for the very worthwhile song and video.

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Daft Punk’s TRON-Inspired Music Video

Dogfight as in airplane battle, not dogfight as in I’m a peenerless d-bag who likes watching pitbulls bite each other. Which, fun fact: if I’m ever diagnosed with terminal cancer I’m coming for you. Me making you chew on a gun aside, this is an awesome jet-fighter scene created by Flickr user -Mainman- , who — need a wingman? For anyone who’s interested, the cockpit is somewhere around 1/2 scale (maybe a little smaller) and the F-15E and MiG-29 are 1/100 scale The flares are a couple of Exoforce fiber optic tubes with Lego light bricks on the far end. They worked out better than I expected - I love the lens flare I got with them. Incidentally, with the exception of the HUD display photoshopped in, there’s not a single non-Lego object in this photo Freaking awesome. Reminds me of when my brother and I would set barstools on their sides and sit in them while pretending we were fighter-jet pilots. No, no it doesn’t. Because that was actually a train. Now shovel some more coal in the wastebasket and let’s CHOO CHOO our way to a house fire! -Mainman-’s Flickr Gallery via Enemy in sight [brothers-brick] Thanks to The Bucktooth Ninja, who — Jesus man I could see you coming a mile away with those things. Get some tooth blackout or something.

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Bogey At 2 O’Clock!: Awesome LEGO Dogfight

This is ninja boy (think Star Wars boy yet somehow remarkably sadder) filming himself out in the wilderness (read: the local park) pulling off some Rad to the power of Unhealthy ninja moves . It’s seven minutes long and BY NO MEANS should you piss away an entire seven minutes of your life watching it all (I did). But he does spice up his maneuvers, so you will want to skip around. And, for as much fun as I want to make of the poor bastard, he could probably kick my ass if I didn’t have laser blasters for eyes. But I do. Suck it, ninjard! Ninja Nerd [liveleak] Thanks to MoD, who could out-ninja like thirty ninja cats.

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Ninja Boy Could Use A Few More Lessons