Creepy Animatronic Baby Made For Soap Opera

Because real baby actors are annoying to work with (moody, whining, will shit on set), an anonymous soap opera (please don’t say Days of our Lives ) recently had this animatronic robot baby commissioned for use in a scene. Hopefully the one where the couple finds out their baby is a robot and shoots it into the sun. “Like Superman?” No, his parents missed. Hit the jump for the last thing I’d ever want coming out of my vagina.

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Sleepy Korean baby is mysteriously adorable

[ Video Link ] “?~ ??? ?? ?? (Wow It’s mom, but I’m sleepy),” by bobaepapa . The one where she laughs at the sound of tape being pulled off a roll of tape is also worth a view.

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Force Choke (And Spit Up): Baby Vaders

Apparently these costumes have been around for a while now but I didn’t know because I don’t have any business shopping for Darth Vader baby get-ups (I just sign the child support checks). But Geekologie Reader Tengku Edzuan decided to take a different approach to child rearing and bought this costume for his son. That’s him there. Cute, huh? BUT DON’T EVEN THINK FOR A SECOND HE’S NOT ALL DARK SITH LORD , because he 100% is. I heard one time he caught a stuffed animal eying his binky and Force choke-slammed that sucker into a pile of alphabet blocks. Brutal! Barf Vader [edzuantengku] and Product Site

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Meat Baby: A Modern Hansel And Gretel Story

Somebody went and made a baby entirely out of ground beef . Which, funny story: is exactly how God made Adam. Minus the pickle eyes. He used deviled eggs, silly! Can you tell I took a religion class in college? Because I didn’t. I did take a philosophy class though — it was called Morality and Ethics. Yeah, I found out I don’t have any (I stole an exam and got expelled). The Meat Baby [thisiswhyyourefat] Thanks to Tydal and trishna87, who only eat candy babies.

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Winner Of Baby Race Crawls For Laptop

First of all, I bet on baby races all the time ($40 on the bald one with a dirty diaper). And secondly, Kajus Auk?ionis recently won a Lithuanian baby race and is a super fast crawler . Not as fast as me, but I have a special skill set. But what gets young Kajus crawling so fast? Laptops . The little haxor loves those things and bolts to them whenever he sees one. It’s true, I heard one time he shat through his diaper in Best Buy he was so excited. Lithuanian Baby Racing Champion Mired In Performance-Enhancing Laptop Scandal [gizmodo] Thanks to ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, who may or may not have fallen asleep at the keyboard.

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She Laid An Egg!: A Cute Yoshi Nursery

This is a cute Yoshi nursery made by Flickr user meadblog for his first little bundle of pain joy. And, according to a recent study conducted by yours truly, raising your child in a video game -themed nursery helps the youngster develop better hand eye coordination and ability to pwn others in the future. Isn’t that right, little Geekologie Jr.? “pew pew!” Awh, that’s my boy! Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to his Flickr gallery, with has a ton of work-in-progress pictures.

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