I know the screencap looks fake as shit, but that’s only because it was shot on some Cold War era Russian video camera — the flying DeLorean is actually real . Basically some clever Ruskies made an R/C quadrocopter and added a foam DeLorean body and some light effects and PRESTO — the time machine from Back To The Future II. Sure the production value of the video is pretty low, but it’s still worth watching. Not unlike — wait for it — The Blair Witch Project . “That movie sucked.” Ahahahhahaha, I puked in the theater. Hit the jump for the high-flying, time-traveling action.

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Amazing R/C DeLorean Time Machine Quadrocopter

Remember the Mario/Portal mashup game we were teased with last year? Well it’s finally out and available for free download. Goodbye productivity ! “I wasn’t going to do anything today anyways.” Same here — but don’t tell our bosses that! The final game has all kind of extras thrown in including 4-player co-op, level editing, and HAT OPTIONS. Me? I have two hat options. The GEEKOLOGIE one I had embroidered at a kiosk at the mall, or my more ironic one. “Whats the ironic one?” Women’s panties. Get it? Because I’m a dude! HIPSTER KING OVER HERE. Hit the jump for a release trailer and a link to the download site so you can stick it to the man for the rest of the day and tomorrow while you’re waiting to get off work to go pick up Mass Effect 3.

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There Goes Monday: Mario/Portal Mashup Is Out

This is a series of photographs by German artist Martin Klimas of a bunch of porcelain fighting figures the moment of impact after being dropped (the sound of the crash sets off the camera). It makes it look like the little figures are really kicking each other’s asses. But they’re not, they’re just breaking on the floor. Or ARE they? I think I heard one scream . “That was your stomach growling.” My stomach, or my pet lion? “You don’t have a pet lion.” King Goldenmane begs to differ — he will eat you . “You really don’t live in reality, do you?” As little as possible. Hit the jump for more, including a bonus dragon at the end, but check out Martin’s website for the rest, as well as his other art.

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Eye Candy: Porcelain Fighting Figures Dropped And Photographed The Moment Of Shattering

This is a Volkswagen bus AT-AT spotted by long time tech journalist Jack Schofield. Or maybe he didn’t actually take the picture, maybe he just posted it on his Twitter to make people THINK he took the picture. I’ve done that before. “The one of the boobs?” Haha, yeah — the one of the boobs. Jack’s Twitter via Volkswagen Imperial Walker [nerdapproved] Thanks to Nina, who wouldn’t hesitate to stomp an Ewok village in that thing demanding their gold. Jesus — they’re not f***ing Leprechauns!

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OMGWTF VW AT-AT: Volkswagen Bus AT-AT Walker

This is a castle sculptured around an actual bonsai tree by Japanese artist Takanori Aiba. If a shrink-ray existed, I would shrink myself and live there . Unfortunately shrink-rays don’t exist, so I’m stuck in this basement apartment with a serial killer living above me. Don’t ask how I know, but blood does drip through the ceiling sometimes. Hit the jump for another bonsai tree fort by the same artist.

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Tree Fort!: Amazing Castle Sculpted Around Bonsai

On last week’s Legend of Zelda license plate post I jokingly suggested tipster Macky had an Infiniti and ‘N BEYOND’ custom plate and, not that surprisingly, somebody in Manitoba has one. No word if they have an entire Toy Story playset arranged on their dash, but you and I both know they’d be foolish not to. Thanks to benzo, whose friend allegedly took the picture. Me? I took my neighbor’s newspaper this morning.

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It Exists: Custom Infiniti ‘N BYOND’ License Plate

Haaaaaaappy Chinese New Year! This is the year of the dragon , so be sure to get out there and fly around breathing fireballs to your heart’s content. Maybe even stockpile a big ol’ mound of gold and then just sit on it in a cave. Man, I would totally do that. This is a video of the China Disabled People’s Performing Art Troupe performing the Thousand-Arm Guan Yin . It’s extra impressive because all the performers in the troupe are deaf. You? You can hear just fine but you dance like you’re drowning. Hit the jump for two worthwhile videos.

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Happy Chinese New Year!: The 1,000-Arm Dance

This is a video of Hyrulecraft, the entire world from the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time recreated 1:1 in Minecraft . You can download the entire thing now, but its creators are currently working on setting up a server with quests, etc. to make it that much funner. I’m gonna hang out with the Gorons and make bombs! Hyrulecraft is a 1:1 scale replica of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, in Minecraft! With the alpha map already available as a download, the project has now entered stage 2. The HC team hopes to have a completed server ready later this year which will include a unique Minecraft MMO experience including quests, NPCs, dungeons, free build zones, guilds, and more of the classic Minecraft stuff you know and love. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? “You want to live there?” Yes! Now somebody TRON my ass in there pronto. “We don’t have that technology.” Fine — Monkey Island it is, now blast me with that laser thingy. Hit the jump for a video tour and a link to the project page with downloads.

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Hyrulecraft: Ocarina Of Time Recreated In Minecraft

This is a video of a dove getting its flippity-flap on right at the camera in super slow-motion. It looks like an angel . Just kidding, it looks like it’s about to drop a white and purpleberry payload on your favorite dress shirt. True story: one time a seagull shat right on my head when I was dolphin watching on a boat in Florida. Back me up, Merman. ” Tickle my salty seaballs first. ” Jesus — I don’t care if they believe me THAT much! Hit the jump for this video and another worthwhile one of a dove taking off from the side with a wack-ass choice of soundtrack.

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It’s Coming Right At Me!: Dove Flight In Super Slow-Mo

This is 8-year old Juliet’s first hardcore metal song about loving her dog and fish. Not necessarily your typical metal theme, but who cares, she killed it. Me? I just killed a little spider with the latest Game Informer , so kinda similar. Hit the jump and PREPARE TO THRASH.

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8-Year Old Juliet’s First Hardcore Metal Song