On last week’s Legend of Zelda license plate post I jokingly suggested tipster Macky had an Infiniti and ‘N BEYOND’ custom plate and, not that surprisingly, somebody in Manitoba has one. No word if they have an entire Toy Story playset arranged on their dash, but you and I both know they’d be foolish not to. Thanks to benzo, whose friend allegedly took the picture. Me? I took my neighbor’s newspaper this morning.

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It Exists: Custom Infiniti ‘N BYOND’ License Plate

Haaaaaaappy Chinese New Year! This is the year of the dragon , so be sure to get out there and fly around breathing fireballs to your heart’s content. Maybe even stockpile a big ol’ mound of gold and then just sit on it in a cave. Man, I would totally do that. This is a video of the China Disabled People’s Performing Art Troupe performing the Thousand-Arm Guan Yin . It’s extra impressive because all the performers in the troupe are deaf. You? You can hear just fine but you dance like you’re drowning. Hit the jump for two worthwhile videos.

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Happy Chinese New Year!: The 1,000-Arm Dance

This is a video of Hyrulecraft, the entire world from the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time recreated 1:1 in Minecraft . You can download the entire thing now, but its creators are currently working on setting up a server with quests, etc. to make it that much funner. I’m gonna hang out with the Gorons and make bombs! Hyrulecraft is a 1:1 scale replica of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, in Minecraft! With the alpha map already available as a download, the project has now entered stage 2. The HC team hopes to have a completed server ready later this year which will include a unique Minecraft MMO experience including quests, NPCs, dungeons, free build zones, guilds, and more of the classic Minecraft stuff you know and love. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? “You want to live there?” Yes! Now somebody TRON my ass in there pronto. “We don’t have that technology.” Fine — Monkey Island it is, now blast me with that laser thingy. Hit the jump for a video tour and a link to the project page with downloads.

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Hyrulecraft: Ocarina Of Time Recreated In Minecraft

This is a video of a dove getting its flippity-flap on right at the camera in super slow-motion. It looks like an angel . Just kidding, it looks like it’s about to drop a white and purpleberry payload on your favorite dress shirt. True story: one time a seagull shat right on my head when I was dolphin watching on a boat in Florida. Back me up, Merman. ” Tickle my salty seaballs first. ” Jesus — I don’t care if they believe me THAT much! Hit the jump for this video and another worthwhile one of a dove taking off from the side with a wack-ass choice of soundtrack.

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It’s Coming Right At Me!: Dove Flight In Super Slow-Mo

This is 8-year old Juliet’s first hardcore metal song about loving her dog and fish. Not necessarily your typical metal theme, but who cares, she killed it. Me? I just killed a little spider with the latest Game Informer , so kinda similar. Hit the jump and PREPARE TO THRASH.

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8-Year Old Juliet’s First Hardcore Metal Song

Want a poster-size print of yourself riding a dinosaur ? Of course you do, it’s like every child’s grown man’s dream. Well it is mine at least. And now thanks to Dinoprints, you won’t have to do the Photoshopping yourself! $50 gets a 24″ x 36″ print of yourself riding a t-rex , spinosaurus or wooly mammoth, with more dinosaur options on the way. You just take a picture of yourself in the proper straddling pose, upload it, and Dinoprints takes care of the rest. “You’re gonna make it look like you’re banging one, aren’t you?” Pfft — please . I’m gonna make it look like I’m banging two. Hit the jump for a gallery of the possibilities. You can even use a pet!

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Yes!: Poster-Size Prints Of You Riding A Dinosaur

German Photographer Marcus Reugels takes pictures of water droplets refracting an image of a planet behind them, making them each appear to contain a lil world (prior: MC Escher droplet ). Aaaaaaah, we’re all gonna drown! Just kidding, but this does remind me of that cat in Men In Black that carries a whole galaxy around on its collar. Marcus sells prints of his work on his website and also takes requests in case you’ve got something special in mind. “I’m gonna get one of my penis!” Ha, I said special. BURN! Your girlfriend agrees though is the thing. Hit the jump for several more earths, a moon, Jupiter, Spider Man and Batman and a picture of his setup.

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Eye Candy: The World In A Drop Of Water (Plus Bonus Spider Man & Batman!)

THE SIGN SAYS NO TOUCHING, LADY! This was the coolest thing on display at the recent Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. Granted I didn’t go, but I showed this video (and ONLY this video. Okay, plus a cat one) to a couple friends and they agreed. It’s a smart window from Samsung — basically a one-way window with a full-pane electronic touchscreen display where you can display info, roam the internet, watch adult films, etc., etc. It can even turn into virtual blinds!!!!!1 Just watch the video. The future, ladies and gentlemen — it’s really almost here! Hit the jump for the worthwhile video. I know I’m a crappy describer but it really is pretty cool.

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Coolest Thing From The Consumer Electronics Show

Because I have to run to a doctor’s appointment this afternoon (72-hour erection) and I need to get some posts up, here’s a Rube Goldberg machine created by kinetic artist Joseph Herscher to turn a single newspaper page. Damn yeah I’ll copy/paste the process to make this article look huge!: Joseph Herscher drinks his coffee (1), which pulls a string, which yanks a pencil (2), which tips paintings one by one as the balls roll down. The third ball rolls into a shelving unit (3) and swings a ladle, which pours glycerin from a jug into a cup, which combines with potassium and combusts. A fuse catches fire and burns, which releases the pool balls (4) one by one. The fourth ball lands in a hanging green shot glass (5), which turns on the gas. Meanwhile, The fuse (still burning) ignites the gas, which boils the liquid and sends steam into a sponge (6), which becomes heavy and tips, sliding a fly swatter (7) up, which releases a ball, which rolls along the top of the books, knocking the other balls and eventually knocking a Velcro-covered ball. The weight of the Velcro ball tips a book (8) out of the bookcase, which opens it and allows a small marble to roll out of the book and knock a vase (9) off the table. Headphones (10) are pulled by the vase, which releases an orange glass (11), which rolls along the slanted table, sticks to the tape (12) and yanks a pencil in the computer (13). The screen shuts and the computer falls off the table, which pulls a cable, switching on a hair dryer (14), which annoys the hamster (15). He runs, which causes the cage to tip. The pool ball (16) rolls along the top of the cage and drops, which knocks a baking pan (17) off the table, which pulls the hair dyer with it and causes tape (18) to roll across the table, sticking to, and turning, the front page of the newspaper (19). That…sounds pretty complicated. Here’s what I’d do: call 911 and tell them you have a house fire. When the firemen show up, tell them you already put it out it BUT MY GOD ARE THEY GOOD LOOKIN’. Then ask one to turn the page for you. Afterwards, ask them all to take their vests off and pose for the 2013 sexy firemen calendar you’ve been planning. They’ll be flattered, trust me. (I made one last year with Animal Control!) Hit the jump for the impressive machine and a link to NY Time’s interactive image of the process.

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God, Just Train A Pet Like A Normal Person: A Newpaper Page-Turning Rube Goldberg Machine

Inspired by this Fallout 3 Monopoly set , DeviantARTist TommyFilth (take a f***ing bath!) went and created this Mass Effect version. As you can see, it would be infinitely funner to play than regular Monopoly , and at least 2x as fun as the novelty version modeled after your hometown. Oh shishi — I smell a game night! Geekologie Writer : So we’re gonna play Mass Effect Monopoly, you be the banker. You : Okay. Geekologie Writer : Now look under the table. You : …You’re pointing your penis at me. Geekologie Writer : Pretend it’s a gun. THIS IS A STICK-UP! You : You’re peeing. Geekologie Writer : Now imagine if those were bullets. Hit the jump for several more closeups and a link to Tommy’s DeviantART page.

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Outerspace Real Estate: Mass Effect Monopoly Set