Phone audio quality sucks

Seth Godin says what we’ve all been thinking : “Am I the only person who wants a Hi Def telephone? A headset that sounds better than the handheld receiver” It’s true. Twenty years ago, a hard-wired phone line sounded just fine. After a bumpy start with the 40-50 Mhz bands, cordless phones started going places at 900 MHz in the 1990s, too. Then our local EM fields got too busy, supposedly, for this wavelength to work well. Cordless phones moved to higher frequencies, which meant less interference–but the quality never seemed there, notwithstanding the cascade of technobabble printed on the boxes. I’ve owned at least a dozen 2.4 GHz and 5.8GHz models, but none have ever matched the audio quality of a Panasonic 900MHz model I still own to this day. In a house packed with strange EM fields, it sounds just fine , too. Thence to cellphones. I thought Sprint was bad, but then I tried to make calls on my wife’s iPhone. AT&T voice quality is just abysmal: it turns Apple’s amazing handset into a joke about the inverted priorities of futurism. So what do we do with this stuttering, fading echo of the human voice? We pipe it through BlueTooth , just to make sure it sounds as bad as it possibly can.

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Phone audio quality sucks

Literal Video: Total Eclipse Of The Heart

This is a literal video for Bonnie Tyler’s ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the 80’s were wack as a mother. Of course, current music videos could be just as weird, but I don’t watch MTV because I’m not in middle school anymore. Kidding, cable got cut off. Total Eclipse spoof [dailymotion] Thanks to shane, who literally video’d himself banging his girlfriend.

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Literal Video: Total Eclipse Of The Heart

Those Look Fragile: Eggshell Speakers

A guy named Gomhi (who may or may not own chickens) went and made himself some speakers out of a pair of eggshells and Hi-Vi B1S drivers . As you can see, they probably remind you of boobs. Because you’re a serious pervert (no amateurs here!). Blah blah blah [insert joke about being careful not to fry your speakers here]. Blogging: I am good at it. Amazing DIY speakers made of eggshells [dvice] Thanks to Octopus Pie, anon and Shelly, who prefer their speakers with a side of bacon.

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Sure, Why Not?: The YI Zipper Headphones

Ji Woong designed the YI Zipper Headphones in the form factor of a zipper. They were designed to keep your wires tidy and look cool, but the pull even doubles as a volume controller . So now you finally have an excuse to play with your headphones and make zipper noises. Rub your corduroy pant legs together and clap and TA-DA!: you’re a one man band. Unless you’re a woman, in which case you and I should make a duet. Then love . Then….me a sandwich. No — a gyro . :) Zip it: YI Zipper earphones keep cables zipped up and tidy [dvice] Thanks to Captain Jonald and Pikksky, who have thankfully never had a ball caught in their zipper. Trust me guys, you don’t want to. It feels like a carpenter driving a burning nail into your change purse.

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