Why so serious, Luke? Geekologie Reader Dave made these paper snowflakes (Boba Fett & clone trooper version after the jump) with his children to use as Christmas decorations . You can make some yourself if you’d like — you don’t even need kids! But you will need scissors , so don’t run with them. Kidding — I say live a little! Hit the jump for the Boba/clone trooper flake.

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Arts & Crafts: DIY Paper Star Wars Snowflakes

Want to make your own low-cost Stormtrooper helmet ? All it takes is a couple milk jugs, some glue, paint and absolutely zero interest in winning this year’s costume contest . “Dude — WTF are you even supposed to be — you look like an albino hippo”. Your girlfriend does! “I don’t even have a girlfriend.” Even worse — at least albino hippos got vaginas! “Touche, now give me all your Smarties or I’m gonna have sex with your sister again.” Haha, well play– AGAIN?! Milk Jug Storm Trooper Helmet [filthywizardry] (tutorial) via How-To: Milk Jug Storm Trooper Helmet [make] Thanks to Cindy, who once made Leia’s iconic golden bikini out of nothing but soldering wire and gold spraypaint. Now you’re talking!

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How To: Make A Milk Jug Stormtrooper Helmet

Granted a LEGO wallet isn’t the worst thing (cellmate) to make your ass hurt, but still. I can barely stand my wallet and it’s genuine pillowdragon leather ( softest material known to wizard ). I don’t want a bunch of dots printed on my buttcheeks, yo! Still, if you’re a lady and want to carry one in your purse , I respect that. They range in price from $24 to $32 depending on the model and I’ll even let you pay for my drinks. All of which better come with umbrellas and plastic cutlasses cause I’m a classy bitch. Product Site via I Can’t Think Of Anything More Comfortable To Carry In Your Pocket Than These LEGO Wallets [ohgizmo]

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LEGO Wallets Make Your Ass Hurt, Squarish

This Wi-Fi detecting car decal tips tailgaters off to available wireless connections . It was made by cutting the illuminated panel out of one of these shirts and sticking it to the car’s window. Which you’ve got to admit: for such a hardcore Apple fanboy (see license plate) is a pretty impressive feat of do-it-yourselfery. Provided, of course, he didn’t stab himself with the scissors. You forgot to take the shirt off first, didn’t you? *Nyuk nyuk nyuk!* Hit the jump for a closeup.

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Helping Others: A Wi-Fi Detecting Car Decal

Be honest, every single one of you would rock this handbag . I know I would, and I don’t give a dang if it clashes with my live bear chaps or not (all man, baby). Available from evilmadscientist as mini and full-size kits ($20 and $25, respectively) you’re still gonna have to know how to sew. Which I, unfortunately, do not. Last time I tried mending a tear in my jeans I ended up sewing my penis to my ankle. True story. Hit the jump for some shots of the unfinished kit so you can get a real sense of all the fun to be had.

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Craft Time!: Make Your Own D-20 Handbag

In a recent interview, I got God to admit that bacon is, in fact, the perfect food, followed distantly by Snack Pack Pudding and Fruit Roll-Ups. So it only makes sense to swaddle your iPod Shuffle in the stuff, right? Enter the $19 Bacon Bits Case by Etsy seller Antjes . Too expensive? Find out where to score that bacon-print felt and make them yourself! Hell, you could make anything! Including, but not limited to: breakfast. What can I say, I like a little fur on my meat. Ladies? Hit the jump for a couple more shots.

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Om Nom Nom: The iPod Shuffle Bacon Case