Note: Comparison shot of the original vs. felted cover after the jump. This is a felted reproduction of the Fantastic Four #51 Jack Kirby comic book cover from 1966. It…looks pretty comfortable. Can you imagine if all comic books were this soft ? I would sleep on them. “You’d sleep on anything.” It’s true, one time I passed out on the hood of a neighbor’s car. Which… holy shit I’m a cat. “Shut up GW, you’re not a cat.” Meow? Original vs. felted shot after the jump.

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Felted Reproduction Of Fantastic Four Comic Cover

Want to cut your own Star Wars snowflakes to hang from the ceiling for Christmas? Of course you do, you are INTO this. Thankfully, Anthony Herrera has you covered, with printable patterns to make all the designs above (but come on, nobody’s gonna make C-3PO). I actually have a collection of paper snowflakes I’ve made over the past couple years and I hang them up every December. “You’re a f***in’ dork!” I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that. I made even more this year, but I haven’t put them all up yet. If you’re lucky I might even post a picture of them on Geekologie’s Facebook page next week. If you’re unlucky I might back over you with my truck trying to parallel park without looking. Hit the jump for some closer-ups and a link to the pattern page.

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How To: Cut Your Own Star Wars Paper Snowflakes

This is a collage of Spiderman’s eye made from cut-out comic book pictures by French artist Mr Garcin. This? This is a picture of my eye made from torn up Playboys. “You sure? That…looks like a b-hole.” Haha, you got me . Psyche, I got you — you’re staring at my roommate’s exit-hole! Mr Garcin’s Website via Spider-Eye Collage [buzzfeed] Thanks to Tone, who once accidentally glued his head inside a library book and had to pay for it.

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Spiderman Eye Collage From Cut Up Comic Books

One time I accidentally crossed the streams with some dude at one of those long trough urinals and I think some of his urine splattered on my hand. You know, just FYI. This is a homemade Ghostbusters pillow proton pack lovingly crafted by Etsy seller JezebelRose. It is not to be confused with those functional Ghostbusters proton pack backpacks , which aren’t so much made with love as manufactured with child labor . A made to order PPP will set you back $150 but does not include the ghost trap. Those are sold separately. Also: Micro Machines . Do they still make those things? I remember I used to always get in trouble for keeping all my favorite cars in my mouth. I used to call it “the garage” (pronounced ‘HUU GUUAAH’ with a mouthful of little cars). Now? Now I call it the grill . “I’d slap my meat on it, GW!” Hoho — well done. Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to the Etsy.

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Homemade Ghostbusters Pillow Proton Packs

This is a couple shots of Geekologie Reader El Gostro’s homemade Pokball themed herb grinder. It’s for cooking. Jk jk, it’s for grinding marijuana. But probably not the good stuff because then you’d want one with a keif screen to prevent all those trichromes from going to waste. *whistling* A passing of Janos or two agoes,was in a mate’s place n when one of the party took out a spherical grinder to prepare the good vibe grass idea struck of how awesome would bes to have a pokeball looking grinder Incidentally heres in Argentina we calls ems “Picachu” ( picar =grinding) Last nite was same mate’s birthday,soes wanted ta surprise him with its! Went and gots a football(soccerball) shaped one,filed its,painted it with acrylics,added some tape n cold porcelain n glue n voilah! A for effort, El Gostro. C for execution, but I’m going to go out on a limb stem here and assume you were high when you made it. Granted I have no room to talk, since I’ve never made anything when I was high except mistakes . And, okay, love . Drugs make me feel awkward during sex, folks, that’s the real message here. El Gostro’s DeviantART Page

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For Grass Types: The Pokball Herb Grinder

Finally. God, I couldn’t even tell you how long I’ve been looking for a decent dino skeleton in a tiny bottle. I’m lying, I actually do know how long. It’s been like, the time between when I first got the tip in my inbox and clicked the link. So like, 30-minutes (I made a sandwich in between!). Etsy seller TinyWorldInABottle sells just that, tiny worlds in bottles (but not real ones like that cat that carried a universe around in its collar in Men in Black). Actually, they don’t actually sell worlds, they’re just little scenes. And speaking of little scenes: ACT 1 (Friday, 5:00PM — a disheveled plumper in a dirty kitchen with a bottle of bourbon) GEEKOLOGIE WRITER WOOP WOOP — Friiiiiiiiiiiday! I’mma drink till I pass out. (GW drinks till he passes out, possibly will vomiting to add a sort of ‘Is he gonna survive?’ twist ending) FIN Hit the jump for several closeups (they’d have to be otherwise you can’t see shit!) along with a bottle of seaturtles hatching and another with three dinos. Yow yow!

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Finally, Some Decent Dino Skeletons In Lil’ Jars

OMG SOMEBODY GET THAT ROBOT A BEER BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL. I had to look up what a toque was because I thought it was when you smoke the marijuanas but that made zero sense in this context. Nope, turns out it’s a brimless hat most commonly known for being the tall white ones chefs wear . Hey, you learn something new everyday. Today I learned I don’t give a f*** what a toque is. Check out this Bender toque that was crocheted by hand by [Etsy seller] Cheewawamomma! You have to admit that Bender is one of the most likable robots on TV, given his sunny disposition. Although I’m not sure if the kid wearing the toque should be having her mind corrupted by watching Futurama yet, adults sure can enjoy it. I guess that’s why the hat is covering up her eyes and ears. Thanks but no thanks, lady, I have my own bender helmet. Get it? Because my mom makes me wear protective headgear so I don’t injure myself when I’m drunk. It used to be a lacrosse helmet, but I recently switched to a motorcycle helmet because I think it makes me look more like a fighter pilot. ROGER DODGER BOGEY BARTENDER, GW NEEDS ANOTHER SHOT, OVER. “You’re cut off.” OH COME ON — BECAUSE I PISSED MY FLIGHT-SUIT?! “Those are capris.” I’M A NAVY PILOT. Hit the jump for a crocheted Bender toilet paper cover made by the same artist.

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Crocheted Futurama Bender ‘Toque’ (Hat)

These are a bunch of steampunk insects made out of old ammunition and pocket-watch parts by Tom Hardwidge. As you can see, they’re pretty good looking. Unless you hate steampunk stuff, in which case they’re probably pretty bad looking. Whatever side of the fence you yell over, they’re definitely not insects you’d want to beat with a shoe too hard. Get it? Because they might detonate! crawl in an orifice while you sleep and lay eggs. Kidding — KIDDING, only spiders do that. Sweet dreams, jerk! Hit the jump for a bunch more, and the link to even MORE.

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Brass Blasters: Steampunk Bullet Insects

I’m calling it a Steampunk Warrior Kitty Helmet because the thought of a Borg cat scares the shit out of me and, truthfully, I ate some spoiled sushi last night and there’s no way my bowels could handle that right now. My own personal Mount Doom aside, it looks like Snowball here’s having a great time, doesn’t it? Just kidding, his name’s Hugo, possibly due to his resemblance of the LOST character by the same name . Still, if there’s one thing cats love, it’s licking their @$$holes in front of company you putting shit on their heads. Trust me, I’m an animal lover cracker. Oh geez — please don’t bite my head off! Hit the jump for a side-shot, then start crafting your own. Your cat’ll hate you for it!

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Daaaaaaw: Steampunk Warrior Kitty Helmet

Why so serious, Luke? Geekologie Reader Dave made these paper snowflakes (Boba Fett & clone trooper version after the jump) with his children to use as Christmas decorations . You can make some yourself if you’d like — you don’t even need kids! But you will need scissors , so don’t run with them. Kidding — I say live a little! Hit the jump for the Boba/clone trooper flake.

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Arts & Crafts: DIY Paper Star Wars Snowflakes