Note: This pic is small and doesn’t do the piece justice so to see the whole thing click CHEER . Oh shit, oh shit — spirit fingers! DeviantARTist gottabecarl went and mashed the Futurama and X-Men universes together. This is what he got. Oh really — then what about the superpowers you’re not telling us about?! ARE YOU X-RAY VISIONIN’ MY NIPPLES RIGHT NOW?! You wanna? A friend of mine suggested one day that it would be cool to see the characters of Futurama as X-Men and so I drew him Fry as Cyclops. For some reason I couldn’t just stop there…and what came of it was a pretty extensive illustration with some of the most obscure characters from both the X-Men and Futurama universes. Great job, Carl. It’s times like these I wish God would have given me some sort of artistic talent. But alas, all I got was a face that could make Adonis cry and a wiener that NASA wants to use as a ladder to the moon. Still, I wish I could draw. Carl’s deviantART Thanks to Martin, who once mashed Batman and Robin together and got, well, Batman and Robin rubbing twinkies.

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Mashup!: Futurama Characters As X-Mens

You read correctly: Batman and Superman is havin’ a baby together. No word yet on the sex, but I bet it’s gonna be a bat boy! Get it? Because they did it in the butt. Batman’s made up his mind, he’s keeping Superman’s baby [io9] Thanks to silvermidnight, who wants to have Aquaman’s baby so the little tyke can put an end to these oil leak shenanigans. Ah, child labor.

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Batman Pregnant With Superman’s Baby

This is an Admiral Ackbar toilet designed by artist Brendon Phillips (the man behind the Mega Man hoodie ). I don’t know about you, but I’d sit on it and do a crossword puzzle. Till my legs fell asleep. Then I’d try to stand and collapse on the bathroom floor, bringing a towel bar down with me. As I frantically mash the button to my Life Alert personal emergency response system and see my life flash before my eyes, I’ll wish I’d shat in Jar Jar’s mouth instead. Brendon’s deviantART Thanks to Brendon, who single-handedly manages to design all the products I’d actually want (now do a sex toy!).

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In A Bathroom Far, Far Away: Ackbar Toilet

This is a little gallery of children’s drawings copied and painted realistically by Dave Devries as part of a project called Monster Engine. What’s Monster Engine? The opposite of an angel caboose, silly! Eleven years ago Dave Devries started the Monster Engine project with one single question: What would a child’s drawing look like if it were painted realistically? The process is simple. I project a child’s drawing with an opaque projector, faithfully tracing each line. Applying a combination of logic and instinct, I then paint the image as realistically as I can. My medium is mixed–primarily acrylic, airbrush, and colored pencil. Dave admittedly does a great job, but I’m still convinced most of these kids are, or will soon be, serial killers. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been known to crush a box of Count Chocula in my day, but — you see where this is going? I hate myself already. Hit the jump for a whole bunch more.

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Future Serial Killers: Kids’ Drawings Painted Realistically

Remember artist Andrew Zubko’s rendition of ‘ Batman Stabbing A Shark With A Lightsaber ‘? I know, it belongs in a museum! Well Andrew was asked to create a cover for The Portland Mercury using reader submitted elements , and this is the result: ‘An Arguably Pregnant Betty White In Slave Leia Costume And Cape With A Flaming Chainsaw Riding a John Ritter Centaur Through The Apocalypse ‘. I don’t know about you, but this thing’s got me so worked up I’m considering a cold shower. Don’t get me wrong, I’d prefer a warm one, but I broke the hot knob off playing with it like a nipple . F***ing Hulk-tweaked it right off in my hand. What You Hath Wrought: This Week’s Mercury Cover, Featuring Betty White, John Ritter, and a Flaming Chainsaw. [portlandmercury] and Epic Nerd Art: Betty White, Weilding Flaming Chainsaw, Riding Centaur John Ritter…In A Cape [nerdbastards] Thanks to Misty and Zach, who both agree the picture could use a little more dino-erotica.

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This: From The Same Man Who Brought Us Batman Stabbing A Shark With A Lightsaber

Hit THIS BUTTON to see the whole huge-ass graphic. Graphic artist Juan Pablo Bravo (love the name) went and created a chart comparing the various sizes of 100 Pixar characters . Of course the picture above doesn’t actually show you anything, so you have to click the link at the top to see it. Trust me, it’s worth a look . AND SO ARE THESE! *smushing breasts together* Go on, get an eyeful — BUT NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY. Juan Pablo Bravo’s Website and Flickr Gallery (with another worthwhile graphic of 50 movie cars) Thanks to JBantha, who once started making a chart comparing the sizes of Smurfs and apples but gave up after Granny Smith.

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Size Comparison Of 100 Pixar Characters

This is glimpse into Hello Kitty’s anatomy as imagined by artist Jason Freeny, best known for his other anatomical renderings . I thought perhaps the most interesting part of this piece is the fact that Hello has a skull but no brain and teeth but no mouth . WTF!? She’s like one of those blind salamanders that lives its whole life in a dark cave. What are those called? Computer nerds. Yes, them . Jason Freeny’s Website Thanks to liquid Tension, who I’ll take over awkward Tension any day.

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Hello Guts: A Look At Hello Kitty’s Anatomy

Artist and Geekologie Reader Eric Tryon went and made himself a skeletal bicycle . It’s fully functional and the arms and head move whenever you make a turn. Plus, it looks like you’re humping a demon skeleton, so ghosts won’t mess with you. Hit the jump for a closeup.

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Pedaling ‘Dem Bones: A Skeleton Bicycle

This is a picture depicting the Ninja Turtles as imagined by various famous artists . It’s pretty cute . That’s right, cute . I can call things cute because I’m secure enough in my masculinity to do that. Also, tape my penis between my buttcheeks and wear women’s underwear. It’s Pizza Time, Picasso! [poppedculture] Thanks to Thomas and canine-o’clock, who argue that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are , in fact, heroes in whole shells.

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Ninja Turtles In The Styles Of Famous Artists

This is a smattering of Pokmon characters drawn in a traditional Japanese style (high-res shot of more HERE ). The artist took the time to recreate all 151 original monsters though, so you’ll have to hit the link at the bottom if you gotta see ‘em all . See what I did there? That’s just one of the many services your GW offers. Also, spa treatments. Body massage? WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE? ????????????? [livedoor] (with a whole bunch more) Thanks to Ford and Shaun, who, get back in your balls!

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151 Pokmon In Traditional Japanese Style