This is a gallery of well-shopped men’s magazine covers featuring Disney princes from artist Petite Tiaras (previously: princesses as fashion magazine models ). Although they’re not ALL men’s magazines because there’s a TIME and National Geographic at the end. Do men even buy magazines anymore? The last time I bought one was at the airport and only because my computer’s battery was dead the cover said there were weight-loss secrets inside. SPOILER: diet and exercise. Hit the jump for a whole bunch more.

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Disney Princes As Men’s Magazine Cover Models

This is a short series of cartoons of Batman characters in the style of Dr Seuss drawn by DeviantARTist DrFaustusAU. Which reminds me — my roommate and I got into a huge fight a couple weeks ago because he was trying to tell me it was the Joker who killed Batman’s parents. Can you believe that shit?! What an assclown. It was Lex Luthor, right? Hit the jump for the others.

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The Cat(woman) In The Hat: Batman In Style Of Seuss

Miami dead animal artist Enrique Gomez De Molina was recently arrested and faces up to 5-years in jail and $250K in fines after illegally smuggling in the remains of rare and endangered animals to make his Frankensculptures. For shame, Enrique! How much for a female mannequin with the head of a dinosaur? According to the report, he is charged with possessing the skins of a Java kingfisher, collared kingfisher, bird of paradise, and juvenile hawk-eagle as well as the carcasses of a slow loris and a mouse deer, all from Indonesia. The artist had not obtained the required permits to import the animal parts, and police claim De Molina knew what he was doing was illegal as he asked the people he bought them from to wrap them in carbon paper, according to the MN Times. The artist claims that he aimed to raise awareness with his work to the danger faced by a range of species… Ah yes, the old “raise awareness by partaking in the same practices responsible for the animal’s near extinction in the first place”. Now that is what I call ART. A piece made from the very thing it speaks against. Reminds me of my most recent project. It was called ‘PLEASE DON’T STINK’. And? And was just ‘PLEASE DON’T STINK’ spelled out really big on the carpet in dog turds. “Jesus — what the hell is wrong with you?” I’m ahead of my time! Hit the jump for a whole bunch more ark-missers.

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Man Arrested For Taxidermy-ing Together Mutant Animals From Illegal/Endangered Species

Remember Geekologie Reader Stefan Petit’s gallery of posters from the original Bioshock he recreated in Photoshop ? Well he just finished doing Bioshock 2′ s as well. Aaaaaand these are them. Man, I wish I could’ve seen Rapture in its heyday, that would’ve been the tits. Instead I have to settle for seeing THE rapture. “Soooooo…you’re not going to heaven?” What the — DOES IT LOOK LIKE I’M GOING TO HEAVEN?! I yelled at an old lady yesterday for walking with a limp. Hit the jump for a sample of the posters but be sure to check out the links to Stephan’s DeviantART/Behance pages for the complete, worthwhile set.

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Bioshock 2’s In-Game Posters Recreated In Photoshop

No, I don’t wanna wrestle. This is a rendering of a “lifelike” Professor Zoidberg created by artist Jared Krichevsky. If the professor would actually look like this in real life is anybody’s guess, but you back over him with my truck and I’ll start melting butter in the bathtub just in case. Now — get your hand in here. Ready? One, two, three, BREAK! Jared’s Website (with an ultra high-res version and a bunch more of his art) via The Real Zoidberg [reddit] and Futurama Fanarama: Realistic, Monstrous Zoidberg [comedycentral] Thanks to Amy and Dominic, who agree we’re just a an anthropomorphic cow away from the steak and lobster OF A LIFETIME.

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What Professor Zoidberg Would Look Like In Real Life

No, I don’t wanna wrestle. This is a rendering of a “lifelike” Doctor Zoidberg created by artist Jared Krichevsky. If the doctor would actually look like this in real life is anybody’s guess, but you back over him with my truck and I’ll start melting butter in the bathtub just in case. Now — get your hand in here. Ready? One, two, three, BREAK! Jared’s Website (with an ultra high-res version and a bunch more of his art) via The Real Zoidberg [reddit] and Futurama Fanarama: Realistic, Monstrous Zoidberg [comedycentral] Thanks to Amy and Dominic, who agree we’re just a an anthropomorphic cow away from the steak and lobster OF A LIFETIME.

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What Doctor Zoidberg Would Look Like In Real Life

This is a series of minimalistic X-Men posters by artist Nicholas Hyde. These and a bunch of other geeky/pop-culture posters (you can see Harry Potter and LOTR after the jump) are available for sale over at Nicholas’ Etsy store if you’re interested. My love? My love is not for sale. My soul, yes, but you’ll have to bargain with the devil for that one. I traded it to him for the sexual prowess of a tiger! Which, fun fact: JUST AN OLD WIVES’ TALE. But did he tell me that? Noooooooo , he’s always gotta be the little f***ing bargain hunter. Up yours, Satin! (he hates it when you call him that) Hit the jump for his Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings posters and a link to the Etsy page.

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Awesome Minimalistic X-Men Character Posters

This is a video of the Abstract Expressionist Robot. He paints pictures of how he feels based on input from a nearby microphone . *playing death metal* God, just stop painting and end it already! You know you want to. artist Benjamin Grosser offers up a mash-up…which uses AI to listen to its environment and process that information to influence what it paints. Overall a much nicer, more cultured use of artificial intelligence than, say, a swarm of flying death robots. …Grosser admits that “Lately I’ve taken to critiquing the machine as it paints, giving it audio input that is a direct response to what it just did. I’ll tell it what I think of each gesture it paints: if I liked it or didn’t, if I think it should have done something different, or how I see the latest mark fitting into the overall composition of the work. I’ve found that I tend to dislike these paintings more than others it makes, suggesting that listening to a constant critique of one’s creative process may not be productive.” Derder, Benjamin — NOBODY LIKES A CONSTANT CRITIQUE OF THEIR CREATIVE PROCESS. That would drive me insane. “Look — GW just took his pants off, he really should’ve kept them on. Now he’s eating cottage cheese and talking to the dog, cottage cheese is nasty. Now he’s banging his head on his desk and repeating ‘what word rhymes with penis?’ — that can’t be good for his brain cells.” See? I’d stab you before I even had an article written. Also, Ben, your last name is Grosser — that would make your children the Grossests! “That’s not how names work.” Oh. Hit the jump for a bunch of the robot’s paintings and a video of it in action.

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Feel Pain!: Robotic Artist Paints Its Feelings

This is a series of superhero posters by French artist Greg Guillemin (of minimalistic pop culture characters fame) highlighting different artistic movements of the 20th centuries. My favorite artistic movement? Chubby nudes. “That wasn’t a movement.” Oh there was a movement alright — in my pants! A bowel one. I think God wired me backwards :/ Hit the jump for a bunch more.

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What, No Surrealism?: Superhero Posters In The Style Of Different Art Movements

This is a gallery of geeky logos made out of food . They’re called ‘”foogos”, because they’re a combination of “food” and “LEGOS”. Weird, I know. But I’m not here to ask questions, I’m just here to type the first thing that pops in my head and get drunk. Also, please don’t email me telling me foogos is actually a combination of “food” and ” logos ” because you might laugh now but I swear on eventually seeing a tit IRL I’d get at least two people who just stumbled into Geekologie telling me how dumb I am. And I am dumb, just not that dumb. But, as stupid as I am, I more than make up for it in handsome. And by handsome I mean obesity. Got a whole lot of that going on. Now, what was I talking about? “Food.” Ha — of course I was . Hit the jump for a dozen more.

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Gallery Of Geek Logos Made Out Of FOOOOD