Note: This pic is small and doesn’t do the piece justice so to see the whole thing click CHEER . Oh shit, oh shit — spirit fingers! DeviantARTist gottabecarl went and mashed the Futurama and X-Men universes together. This is what he got. Oh really — then what about the superpowers you’re not telling us about?! ARE YOU X-RAY VISIONIN’ MY NIPPLES RIGHT NOW?! You wanna? A friend of mine suggested one day that it would be cool to see the characters of Futurama as X-Men and so I drew him Fry as Cyclops. For some reason I couldn’t just stop there…and what came of it was a pretty extensive illustration with some of the most obscure characters from both the X-Men and Futurama universes. Great job, Carl. It’s times like these I wish God would have given me some sort of artistic talent. But alas, all I got was a face that could make Adonis cry and a wiener that NASA wants to use as a ladder to the moon. Still, I wish I could draw. Carl’s deviantART Thanks to Martin, who once mashed Batman and Robin together and got, well, Batman and Robin rubbing twinkies.

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Mashup!: Futurama Characters As X-Mens

This is a painting by artist Finch depicting Strawberry Shortcake riding a My Little Pony after killing all the Ninja Turtles . Frightening. And why is there a Rubik’s Cube stuck in Leonardo’s shoulder? Is that supposed to be some sort of social commentary? Something about puzzle toys being the Achilles’ Shoulder of modern society? I’M NOT GRASPING AT STRAWS YOU’RE GRASPING AT STRAWS. I want a bendy one. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up! Picture [slightlywarped] Thanks to Neill, who’s only solace is knowing the turtles are all attending that great pizza party in the sky.

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Strawberry Shortcake Riding A My Little Pony After Killing The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

We’ve all been there: you’re setting up a up a new computer , you get a little distracted and next thing you know, BAM! — you’re experimenting sexually with a mess of tangled cables . Unfortunately, I didn’t have the sense to shape them into something first. And it was still awesome. Well this is a self portrait by LA artist Kasey McMahon made from CAT-5 cables entitled ‘Connected’. Because that’s what cables do, they connect things. SAME GOES FOR PAPER CLIPS AND VELCRO. Now, can you name something else that connects things? What do you mean “muffins”?! Listen, I’d like to schedule a meeting with your parents. Not that it’s any of your business, but I’m gonna tell them you’re retarded. Hit the jump for one more shot from the side.

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I Know, You’d Hit It: A CAT-5 Lady Sculpture

I love books . I’ve read like six of them . One of them twice. My bookworm-y tendencies aside, this is a gerbil wheel bookshelf designed by artist David Garcia (I love your brother’s band!). Unfortunately the wheel isn’t on a stationary axle, so you’ll probably walk yourself into a wall while reading . Or, even worse, traffic. Which reminds me — did I tell you I saw a guy reading while driving yesterday? Well technically he had a porno mag spread on the passenger’s seat and his junk in hand, but still. And they say reading is dead! Screw e-books, get a circular walking bookshelf instead [dvice]

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Sure, Why Not: A Gerbil Wheel Bookshelf

A History of the Sky is a project by Ken Murphy in which he plans to collect 365 days worth of time-lapse video from the sky above San Francisco , and then slap them all together in a video mosaic , each cell representing one day, in chronological order. Impressive Ken, but have you considered using a Dewey Decimal order instead? A History of the Sky reveals the rhythms of weather, the lengthening and shortening of days, and other atmospheric events on an immediate aesthetic level: the clouds, fog, wind, and rain form a rich visual texture, and sunrises and sunsets cascade across the screen. This is a work in progress. Currently, an image of the sky is being captured every 10 seconds from a camera installed on the roof of the Exploratorium, on the edge of San Francisco Bay. Each day’s images are assembled into a time-lapse movie. The final piece will consist of a large mosaic of 365 movies, each representing one day of the year, arranged in order by date. The days all play back in parallel, so that at any given moment, one is looking at the same time of day across all of the days. The video after the jump is of the 125 days Ken has collected so far, and I’ve got to admit: it’s mesmerizing. Mesmerizing in a “holy shit I think those clouds just told me to kill my neighbor” kind of way. Mr. Kirby? But he’s so nice! Fetch my shovel. Hit it for the video and links to the project pages.

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It’s Just So Beautiful: A History Of The Sky

Remember artist Andrew Zubko’s rendition of ‘ Batman Stabbing A Shark With A Lightsaber ‘? I know, it belongs in a museum! Well Andrew was asked to create a cover for The Portland Mercury using reader submitted elements , and this is the result: ‘An Arguably Pregnant Betty White In Slave Leia Costume And Cape With A Flaming Chainsaw Riding a John Ritter Centaur Through The Apocalypse ‘. I don’t know about you, but this thing’s got me so worked up I’m considering a cold shower. Don’t get me wrong, I’d prefer a warm one, but I broke the hot knob off playing with it like a nipple . F***ing Hulk-tweaked it right off in my hand. What You Hath Wrought: This Week’s Mercury Cover, Featuring Betty White, John Ritter, and a Flaming Chainsaw. [portlandmercury] and Epic Nerd Art: Betty White, Weilding Flaming Chainsaw, Riding Centaur John Ritter…In A Cape [nerdbastards] Thanks to Misty and Zach, who both agree the picture could use a little more dino-erotica.

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This: From The Same Man Who Brought Us Batman Stabbing A Shark With A Lightsaber

This is glimpse into Hello Kitty’s anatomy as imagined by artist Jason Freeny, best known for his other anatomical renderings . I thought perhaps the most interesting part of this piece is the fact that Hello has a skull but no brain and teeth but no mouth . WTF!? She’s like one of those blind salamanders that lives its whole life in a dark cave. What are those called? Computer nerds. Yes, them . Jason Freeny’s Website Thanks to liquid Tension, who I’ll take over awkward Tension any day.

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Hello Guts: A Look At Hello Kitty’s Anatomy

This is a smattering of Pokmon characters drawn in a traditional Japanese style (high-res shot of more HERE ). The artist took the time to recreate all 151 original monsters though, so you’ll have to hit the link at the bottom if you gotta see ‘em all . See what I did there? That’s just one of the many services your GW offers. Also, spa treatments. Body massage? WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE? ????????????? [livedoor] (with a whole bunch more) Thanks to Ford and Shaun, who, get back in your balls!

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151 Pokmon In Traditional Japanese Style

Who cares about the Death Star , check out those sheep . Baaaaa! Photo [hoshq's deviantART] (nude shots available if you’re a deviantART member) Thanks to TurboRingtail, who swings from trees, FAST.

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Sure, Why Not?: Great Place For A Deathstar

This is a little gallery of old photographs with pictures of superheroes Photohaxored in. I thought they were pretty neat, but perhaps you don’t. And maybe that’s the fundamental difference between you and I. Well, besides how handsome and smart you are. Did I say you? I meant me. It’s true, one time I looked in a mirror and it shattered itself because it was so jealous of my handsomosity (and word wizardry). I jest — I was so ugly I put my fist through it. REFLECT ON THAT, YOU STUPID MIRROR! Also, my hand bled and this nancy Edward begged to lick it but I wouldn’t let him. Just sayin’, I can be a lamb too . Hit the jump for three more, including a little Fidel action.

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I Like: Superheroes In Old War Photographs