Sure it may LOOK like a giant blue dildo with legs, but looks can be deceiving. Except in this case, because that’s a walking shlong if I’ve ever seen one (and I have — lots ). The inflatable Ant-Roach robot was designed to carry passengers on the ride of a miserable lifetime, all the while with the sound of a loud-as-f*** air-compressor running in the background. Wow, did we all fall asleep and wake up in the future or what?! Hit the jump for a video of the blow-up bot in action.

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Absolutely Not: The Inflatable Ant-Roach Robot

Karmasheetra is a 19.99 (~$32) bedsheet that shows you how to GET. IT. ON. Before you go running out to buy one though: you have to have two people . Otherwise you’re just doing yoga . Just slap your ass, hands and knees on the numbers corresponding to the particular position you’ve chosen, and presto!, you’re not disappointing your lover for once. Kidding, of course you still are . I actually bought one before reading the directions and thought you were supposed to play it like Twister. I wound up banging the back of my own knee. I’m not really proud of it, but I DID just tell you, so obviously I’m not really that ashamed either. Hit the jump for one more shot and a link to the product page.

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Karmasheetra: Color-Coded How To Get It On

‘The Football’ is the nickname given to the briefcase containing the protocol and authorization codes for launching a nuclear offensive that’s always carried by one of the president’s nearby aides (Wikipedia article HERE ). Except for this one. This one’s filled with a party . Or, truthfully, more of a pre-party (those are only 375ml bottles!). The contents: 1 pair of handcuffs with 2 keys Engraved plaque, personalized with 2 lines of text 375 ml Patron Tequila 375 ml Grey Goose Vodka 10 Advil tablets 24 Tums Extra Strength chewable tablets (4) 2 oz Red Bull energy shots .37 oz tin of Altoids 0.5 oz of Bausch & Lomb eye drops 1 wine bottle opener 1 deck of cards 5 dice 350 ml Martini shaker 4 shot glasses Unfortunately, the damn thing costs $500. Now I didn’t do the math (I took a shot instead), but I imagine I could put a similar party-pack together for under $100, which is STILL too much. *tink tink tink* You hear that? JanSport full of warm beer cans, baby! Product Site via The Football [thrillist] Thanks to Jody, who knows you don’t need a bunch of overpriced garbo to party hard, just a willingness to regret tonight tomorrow. Join the Geekologie party on Faceybooks and Tweeter

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Getting Bombed: ‘The Football’ Party Briefcase

You might have won this round , but as soon as I figure out how to disguise a horse as a human and train it to not shit while we make our way through the queue line then IT. IS. ON. That’s right, I’m going for the polo. No, no I’m not. But I will eat six hotdogs and try to vom right when the flash goes off. Note: God has really not been feeling me lately and is determined to make this one of the worst weeks of recent life. Blogging from phone because the internet’s out and my car exploded during a stunt. Picture [geeks.thedailywh.at] Thanks to Clark, who claims to have snuck in an entire desktop computer in the mid-90’s and played Rollercoaster Tycoon while riding a rollercoaster but didn’t have the money to pay for the commemorative photo. Uh-oh — no photo, no credit, those are the rules!

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The Definitive ‘Playing A Game While Riding Splash Mountain’ Souvenir Photo

Note: Yesterday’s posts are slowly being repopulated throughout the day. GO GET YOU SOME. This is a homemade music video to P!nk’s (what the — when did you get a ! in your name — was that always there? Kidding, I don’t care) ‘Raise Your Glass’ which consists entirely of cosplayers from the recent London Film and Comic Con lip syncing the words to the song. SPOILER: They get Jokers to do the “why so serious?” part. What?! Don’t look at me like that! I didn’t even KNOW there was a “why so serious?” part until I watched this video. I don’t listen to Pink! Brown, absolutely. Also: to the sound of my roommate peeing . I’m not nasty you nasty! Hit the jump for your daily opportunity to make fun of cosplayers because you’re a sad lonely asshole.

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Hmmmmm: Cosplayers At London Comic-Con Lip Syncing To P!nk’s ‘Raise Your Glass’

Fun for the whole family! (except children under 48″) This is a picture of Japan’s new Takabisha roller coaster at the Fuji-Q (NOT Suzie-Q) Highland amusement park near Mount Fuji. It features a 121-degree drop so, not only will you be ejected from your seat, but hit by the coaster car afterward . You hear that, Disneyland?! There’s a new happiest place on earth AND IT’S CALLED HEAVEN. …the Takabisha roller coaster boasts the world’s steepest freefall: A gut-melting 121 degrees capable of inducing g-force levels equivalent to those experienced by fighter pilots. The 141-foot, 62mph drop is merely the cherry that tops a 2-mile-long roller coaster cake filled with seven major twists and turns Count me in — I f***ing looooooove puking. Helps remind me I’m alive. Also, that I boozed as hard as I could. GO BIG OR GO HOME! Ooooooooor to the hospital to get my stomach pumped. That charcoal taste is growing on me. Hit the jump for two videos of the dizziness. The first from the ground, the second from the front seat. Now I don’t feel so good.

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Blowing Chunks:121-Degree Rollercoaster Fall

This is a conceptual roller coaster designed by Royal College of Art doctoral student Julijonas Urbonas to kill all the riders as fun and ethically as possible. WHEEEEEEEEE!! *eyes roll back in head* “Euthanasia Coaster” is a hypothetic euthanasia machine in the form of a roller coaster, engineered to humanely — with elegance and euphoria — take the life of a human being. Riding the coaster’s track, the rider is subjected to a series of intensive motion elements that induce various unique experiences: from euphoria to thrill, and from tunnel vision to loss of consciousness, and, eventually, death. Thanks to the marriage of the advanced cross-disciplinary research in space medicine, mechanical engineering, material technologies and, of course, gravity, the fatal journey is made pleasing, elegant and meaningful. Meaningful? How is dying on a roller coaster meaningful? Dying saving kittens from a burning building, now that’s meaningful (plus will get you mad play in heaven). Dying trying to jump a previously un-jumped number of buses on a burning bicycle, that’s meaningful. Dying on a roller coaster? That’s not meaningful, that’s not pulling your lap bar down far enough (my brother and I both slid out of The Beast at King’s Island and got free season passes!). The Euthanasia Coaster is designed to be fun, briefly [dvice] Thanks to Dan, who refuses to ride any coaster that doesn’t stand a chance of killing him. That’s, uh, that’s all of them.

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The Roller Coaster Of Love Euthenasia: A Coaster Designed To Kill All Passengers

Penny pincers. Get it?! Me neither. This is a video of a surgeon from Swedish Hospital in Seattle (THAT MAKES ZERO SENSE) showing off the dexterity of a Da Vinci robotic surgery system by folding a tiny paper airplane and throwing it around. It’s not as impressive as the Japanese scientist who folded the origami crane using a da Vinci , but let’s not kid ourselves — the Japanese are better at everything. But especially ninja-ing. Don’t believe me? Go check your closet. Well? “No ninja.” They’re that f***ing good — there were actually four. Hit the jump for the surgical paper-folding in action.

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Doctor Folds And Flies Mini-Paper Airplane With Da Vinci Robot’s Surgical Pincers

This is a 30-second video of four dudes playing shuffleboard badminton with lightsabers special-effected in over their racquets. It would have been cooler if the editor had turned the shuttlecock into one of those lightsaber training balls like Luke uses on the Millennium Falcon , but it’s obvious somebody wasn’t thinking. “Her-her, did he just say turn a shuttlecock into balls?” I did, and I’m going to turn yours into a f***ing lizard if you don’t start acting your age. Hit the jump and get your recreational Force on.

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The Force For Recreational: Jedi Badminton

Katamari Damacy, the game where you roll over thing to collect them and grow bigger and bigger can now be played on any website , thanks to a clever bit of code. Contra ? Not yet, BUT I’M WORKING ON IT. How does it work? Short version: css transforms (for things stuck to the katamari), canvas (drawing the katamari), and z-index (illusion of depth). Long version: The bookmarklet loads jQuery and kh.js into the current page. jQuery is used mostly for .offset() and .css(). kh.js is where all the action happens: * Splits all the text on the page into words/spans. (StickyNodes::addWords) * Builds a grid data structure so that intersections with elements can be found quickly (StickyNodes::finalize). Essentially grid[floor(x / 100)][floor(y / 100)] is a list of elements in a 100×100 pixel block. This should probably be an R-tree, but the hot-spot in this program is definitely in the rendering. * The ball and stripes are drawn in a canvas that gets moved around the page (i.e. position: absolute; left: x; top: y;). See PlayerBall::drawBall. * When an element is attached to the katamari, a clone is made. The original element is hidden. The new element is moved around by setting -webkit-transform. The transform rotates the element about the rolling axis of the katamari and scales the element to make it look like it’s coming out of the page. See PlayerBall::drawAttached, transform_test.html, and transform_test2.html. Did that say magic? I’m going to assume that just said magic. WHICH THE INTERNET IS BY THE WAY . Now, go to THIS PAGE , copy the code from the box, go to the website you want to play on, paste the code in the address bar and get ready to get your game on at work! And after that? Rsum-updating. Katamari Hack (works best in Google Chrome or Firefox 4) via Katamari Hack rolls across your favorite websites, leaving swath of HTML5 destruction in its wake [engadget] Thanks to Jonathan, blake and Erin, who don’t roll anything but sushi. OH GREAT, NOW I’M GONNA BE WANTING SOME ALL DAY.

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