Homos in a half shell? Alternatively, “get a sewer!” [insert manhole joke here] This is an animated gif of Leonardo and Raphael makin’ out all hot and heavy. Which, for the record, I called from the beginning provided you replace ‘ Raphael ‘ with ‘Donatello’. Lights Out of the Day [thedailywh.at] Thanks to Carly, who swears she saw Shredder grab a Foot Clan member’s ass during a yoga class.

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Oh - I’m Not The Only One That Likes Turtles!

Steve Bolton (Michael’s talentless brother) is a British man who recently changed his name to Buzz Lightyear . Possibly to hit on children. A mechanic from West Bromwich, who considers himself to be the world’s biggest ‘Toy Story’ fan , has officially changed his name to Buzz Lightyear. Such was Steve Bolton’s love for the first two movies, he decided to do something special for the launch of ‘Toy Story 3′, so the 26-year-old contacted the UK Deed Poll Service and paid for the name change. Now he can legally have “Buzz Lightyear” on his passport (whether the destination “infinity and beyond” is acknowledged remains to be seen), credit cards etc. Oh so you’re the biggest ‘Toy Story’ fan, are you Steve? Well I’ve got news for you: THERE’S NO F***ING WAY. There are kids out there that love those movies more than you’ve ever loved anything in your life. Just sayin’, if I ripped Woody’s arms off would you crap your pants and cry all day? Exactly. British ‘Toy Story’ fan gets a Buzz out of name change [yahoo] Thanks to littlezan and Woody (or it will be when the paperwork comes through), who really are the biggest ‘Toy Story’ fans and have the tattoos to prove it. Suck it, Steve!

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Man Legally Changes Name To Buzz Lightyear

Note: Animated gif is after the jump because, I don’t know if you can tell or not, but this one ain’t moving. Haha, what do you mean that’s an Aliens quote? WELL MAYBE IF THERE WASN’T AN ALIENS VS. PREDATOR FRANCHISE I WOULDN’T GET SO CONFUSED. Psyche, you know I still would — because I’m stupid. Like your face . Reverse burn, no return fire! (yelled like punch-buggy, no punch-backs). Hit the jump for the animated gif , or don’t if you’re good at predicting things and already know what’s gonna happen . And if that’s the case — I wanna know how I’m gonna die. *please don’t say drowning, please don’t say drowning* F***! In my own urine?!

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Game Over, Man!: Predator/Duck Hunt Mashup

Okay, so here’s the gameplan: you run to the bank for singles while I stuff my pants with chicken . One two three, BREAK! Geekologie’s Facebook Page Thanks to Jonathan and Julien, who don’t send tips as much as post them on Geekologie’s Facebook page. Hey I know, that tip form can be tricky.

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So Hot: The Sexiest Thing I’ve Seen All Day

Hit THIS BUTTON to see the whole huge-ass graphic. Graphic artist Juan Pablo Bravo (love the name) went and created a chart comparing the various sizes of 100 Pixar characters . Of course the picture above doesn’t actually show you anything, so you have to click the link at the top to see it. Trust me, it’s worth a look . AND SO ARE THESE! *smushing breasts together* Go on, get an eyeful — BUT NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY. Juan Pablo Bravo’s Website and Flickr Gallery (with another worthwhile graphic of 50 movie cars) Thanks to JBantha, who once started making a chart comparing the sizes of Smurfs and apples but gave up after Granny Smith.

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Size Comparison Of 100 Pixar Characters

In a story that nearly set my cockles ablaze, an English couple recently got married dressed as Shrek and Princess Fiona. Awwwwwww. Hospice nurse Christine England, 40, married her fiance Keith, 44, in full costume and make-up in front of 100 guests who were also in fancy dress. The new Mr and Mrs Green (yes, really), of Barnstaple, Devon, had spent three hours having their make-up done before walking down the aisle. Christine said: ‘The idea just came to me. I knew what we would go as because Keith looks just like Shrek . Wow, way to kick a man in the balls, Christine. You might as well have gone as Andy Carmichael and asked him to go as Sloth. Goonies FTW! Do you, sir, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? “HEY YOOOU GUUUUUYS!” Hit the jump for several more of the beautiful couple, the last of which is totally fapable.

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Couple Marries Dressed As Shrek & Fiona