According to a recent study, Facebook is visited more often than pr0n sites in the UK, indicating either 1. people are actually getting sexed in real life (unlikely) or 2. masturbate using only their imaginations. Haha, who hasn’t convinced themselves a cloud looks like a naked lady, amirite? The internet research company says that in January sites like Facebook accounted for 12.46% of all online traffic. That’s the equivalent of 2.4 billion hits or one eighth of all web visits. In comparison entertainment websites, including pornographic ones, accounted for 12.18% of traffic. It’s the first time social networking has overtaken entertainment in terms of popularity. Of those, social network site Facebook accounted for more than half, or 56%, of visits. Whoa whoa whoa — but Geekologie is an entertainment website! You can’t just go lumping it into a category filled with smut. “Why, because it’s worse than smut?” What the — I am insulted! “Really?” No, not at all. But sometimes I do like to pretend I’m a classy lady. *drinking with pinkie-finger raised* Oh butler — be a doll and fetch my pearls and Summer’s Eve vajay-spray, will you? Facebook more popular than porn for UK users [bbcnews] and Geekologie on Facebook (why not?) Thanks to TK 745, who’s convinced he saw a steamy lesbian scene in a bonfire once. Damn! What kind of firewood did you use?

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You know that saying, “more than a mouthful’s a waste “? Yeah, me neither. And apparently neither does Australia. The country has decided to ban smaller looking breasts from adult content because of pedo-y concerns. The ban (RC) on small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography, even where those publications comply with American law and keep certification that performers are over 18. Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that “the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines” and/or “Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.” Notably here male ejaculation is completely legal under the same guidelines, attracting an X rating in Australia. First of all, breasts of all sizes are awesome. And secondly, what’s up with this female ejaculation thing? Talk about a double standard. You outta be ashamed of yourself, Australia! And to think Britain used to use you as a giant penal colony. What happened? Millions Of Extra Sites To Be Censorsed As Australian Gov. Bans Small Breasts, Female Ejaculation [inquisitr] Thanks to Korey and Tofu Butcher, who’ll take all the breasts they can get, regardless of size or number of nipples.

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Discrimination!: Australia Bans Small Breasts