If you haven’t heard already, Las Vegas is a dangerous place. And not just because you can lose your life savings and contract something from a prosty in the same weekend, but that shit happened to a couple of my friends and now I won’t drink after them. Except alcohol . That stuff kills everything. Most importantly, the pain . A totally unforeseen and unpredictable consequence of building a 57-foot curved mirror in the desert, the Vdara Death Ray is the affectionate nickname given to a phenomenon that’s been plaguing poolside loungers staying at the hotel / spa. Among the victims is one Bill Pintas, whose tale of woe was recently printed in the Las Vegas Review-Journal: [A]fter a brief dip in the hotel pool, he was sunning on a recliner. He was on his stomach, relaxed, eyes closed. But suddenly, the lawyer became so uncomfortably hot that he leaped up to move. He tried to put on his flip-flop sandals but, inexplicably, they were too hot to touch. So he ran barefoot to the shade. “I was effectively being cooked,” Pintas said. “I started running as fast as I could without looking like a lunatic.” Then he smelled an odor, and realized it was coming from his head, where a bit of hair had been scorched. Hoho, looks like money isn’t the only thing burning in Vegas! Get it? Because goofus there scorched his domepiece. Now, here’s what you do: put the hotel on casters so you can spin it around and burn all nearby hotels to the ground. BOOM — monopoly. Which is exactly why the second Death Star was built. The Empire was tired of those Ewoks stealing all their tourist dollars! Hit the jump for a diagram of the hotel explaining the deathray phenomenon in case you’re better with pictures than words (aren’t we all).
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Hotel’s Curvature Causes ‘Deathray’ Effect